Would you like me if I.....

[Kazuume]

Of course but I'd just have to hug you more gently. 

....made you a lovely dinner that I worked so hard on but it tasted like crud?

[AribethAmkiir]

Yes

... if I secretly fed it to the dog?

[Mordred]

Yeah, no problem there.

.. if I kept refilling your plate as you were distracted feeding the dog?

[Harley Quinn]

Yes, but I would be wondering why you're doing that.

...if I asked to borrow your jacket when I got cold?

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure, no problem.

If I asked to untie a ribbon since it was past Christmas?

[Harley Quinn]

If that ribbon is on my corset, I wouldn't allow it, but I'd still like you.

...if I accidentally broke one of your favorite decorations?

[AribethAmkiir]

I wouldn't care, and I'd still like you

If next year all the ornaments are plastic?

[Harley Quinn]

Sure, I wouldn't mind.

...if I changed all the tags on everyone's gifts to say that they were for me?

[Sahariel]

No way . . . !

Would you like me if I shed feathers on your carpet?

[Harley Quinn]

I think it could be cleaned up easily enough, so I wouldn't hold it against you.

...if I shared my dessert with you?

[adroitgrayman]

Of course, yes... I would love it.

... If our tongues touch each other while sharing the dessert with each other eating it from the same unit?

[Harley Quinn]

Of course!

...if we planned a getaway together months ago that would include staying in a log cabin and on the second day of our trip, I wanted to go someplace tropical instead?

[adroitgrayman]

Of course, YES. It would be so much of fun going together.

... If I offer you to accompany to an exotic beach being hired for both of us for the next week together!

[Harley Quinn]

Definitely!

...if I wanted to be greedy and keep you all to myself during that entire week?

[adroitgrayman]

There couldn't be anything better than that.

... If I ask you to dance for me... those exotic dances with both of us being together?

[Harley Quinn]

Naturally!

...if I asked you to take a bubble bath with me?

[adroitgrayman]

Of course, no doubts about it.

... If I ask you to put that foam and lather all over my body while taking the bubble bath!

[Harley Quinn]

Yes!

...if I asked you to dance for me the way I danced for you?

[adroitgrayman]

Of course, I would love that.

... If I ask you to dance with me all bare, in a dim lighted room, soft sensual music in the background...

[Harley Quinn]

Of course, whatever you wish.

...if I wanted to follow that up with vigorous... activity?

[adroitgrayman]

I would lead for sure.

... If I wanted to spend more time with you in private?

[Harley Quinn]

Yes.

...if I wanted you to teach me everything I should know?

[adroitgrayman]

I would be glad to do the best I could.

... if I wanted you to wear some revealing erotic dresses for me?

[Harley Quinn]

Yes, I would wear whatever you wanted me to.

...if I wanted you to feed me strawberries?

[adroitgrayman]

That would be so exciting.

... If I feed you those strawberries with my lips?