Would you like me if I.....

[Mordred]

Yeahhhh, I would see it as a sign your weakness was fading. I'd keep you doused in chicken noodle soup!

.. if I answered you with so much gobbledygook.. hoping to both amaze you with my techie speak and make you wonder a bit at my sanity?

[Phoenixrisen]

I would be giggly, and happy with you.

...asked you to explain in layman's terms?

[Mordred]

I'd furrow my brow and peer into your eyes, curious if you were serious or just messing with me.. but your giggles would guide me.. and I would launch into a deep and meaningless explanation.

.. if my layman's terms were more like those from a loonie tunes cartoon than an actual useful explanation?

[Phoenixrisen]

I would clap my hands and giggle some more, and yes, I'd still like you.

...in an exuberant moment I planted a quick peck on your cheek?

[Harley Quinn]

Yes, as long as that was the extent of you displaying your exhuberance. 

...if I said all the wrong things, but had the best of intentions?

[Mordred]

Being a creature motivated by intentions, I would definitely like you.

.. if I intended to do wrong but actually ended up doing the right thing, but completely by accident?

[Harley Quinn]

That would depend on what the wrong was that you intended to do.

...if we were having an important conversation and I had to leave?

[Mordred]

I'd harass you, but only lightly.. and I'd like you.

.. if I did my best to delay your departure, by way of simply making it difficult to free your mind of my mad ways?

[Phoenixrisen]

You'd have me wishing I could hate you, but of course I'd like you too much to be able to.

...got all exasperated with your attempts to keep me, and made it known with growls and impatient hand gestures.

[Breathless Intent]

I'd probably be a little hurt by the vehemence of your insistence, but I'd still like you.

...if my bottom lip started to quiver and my eyes teared up in reaction to you wanting to leave my presence SO badly?

[Kazuume]

I would like you even more and hug your stuffing's out just to make you smile!


......took a long trip so that you missed me horribly but when I returned I brought you the most wonderful gift?

[Breathless Intent]

But of course! I would like you so much (distance makes the heart grow fonder, right?) and on top of that I'd be so grateful that you gave me a thoughtful gift from your travels.

...if I took you out for coffee and asked you to tell me ALL about the fabulous places you've been?

[Kazuume]

Absolutely positively like you, lots and lots!

......made you a knitted hat with fuzzy ears on top that looked like a bears?

[Breathless Intent]

Oh my goodness gracious! I would SUPER love you for that! Not just like, mind you, LOVE!

...if I put my bear hat on and started to pretend to be a bear, chasing after you with my "paws" up and growling all silly-like?

[Kazuume]

You'd give me giggle fits and yes I would like you!

....tattooed your name on my thigh?

[Tamhansen]

I'd still like you, though I might ask you not to do that. You might regret it later.

If I try to convince you to make it a henna tattoo instead?

[Kazuume]

yes why not like you for that? 


.....took your car/truck for a drive and returned it with the tank empty but left a nice present on the seat?

[Phoenixrisen]

I'd look at you funny since I don't have a working vehicle, I'd probably still like you though.

...drank the last bit of juice?

[lonlyazn]

As long as you buy a new set of juice.

... accidentally ruined your favorite clothes doing laundry?

[Kazuume]

Depends on how close we were......that would get me pretty upset.


....cried on your shoulder and got your shirt all wet?

[Mordred]

I'd like you.. couldn't blame anyone for having a good ol' cry.

.. if I then slipped into a manic mode to hopefully get you laughing?

[Kazuume]

Yes that's a nice thing to do.

....cried harder when you did that?

[Mordred]

Yikes.. I'd question my ability to raise a laugh (only for a moment).. but then would simply comfort you.

.. if I used this as a greedy opportunity to do a thorough search upon you for any wayward onions causing this storm of tears?

[Kazuume]

Yes because that would make me laugh for sure! *hands over an onion*


.....hugged you so tight I broke one of your ribs?

[Mordred]

Your intentions were good, so absolutely. Plus, it felt good.. before the 'snap'!

.. if I from then on always winced when we hugged, reminded by that wild hug?