Would you like me if I.....

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Dark Rez

Sure. Teamwork.

Would you like me if I spent more time at work than at home?

Dragongoddess

Quote from: Dark Rez on July 25, 2018, 01:08:11 PM
Sure. Teamwork.

Would you like me if I spent more time at work than at home?
As long as the time we did get to spend together was quality.

Would you like me if I was overweight and unable to lose it?

Cailleach

Absolutely!

Would you like me if I was always super grouchy because I stayed awake all night and slept most of the day because ... well, I won't blame your snoring but!

Belle33

I would - I'll have to do something about the snoring because I'd prefer to keep you close.

Would you like me if I came in from the rain soaking wet and dripping cold water on your clean floor?

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Dragongoddess

Absolutely!  I'd be dancing in the rain with you!

Would you like me if I said I hated flowers?

Belle33

I would.. saves me money on Valentines day!

Would you like me if you gave me a foot massage and I did not reciprocate?

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stormwyrm

Yeah. I’m not big on foot massages.

Would you like me if I played old eighties music all day?
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Deamonbane

Sure. I'd think you were really cool.

... If I listened to rock ballads?
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Songbird

I absolutely would! :D

...If I refused to get a tattoo with your name on it?
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Dark Rez

I wouldn't care.

If I hogged the bed at night?

stormwyrm

Sorry, no. I hardly get enough sleep as it is!

…if I left wet towels on the floor?
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Endogenesis

Sure, I don't really mind.  I would just pick them up and put them in the hamper, no big deal. 

Would you like me if I habitually forgot to buy milk, but we had loads of cereal?
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CassieBear

Of course. Some cereal is better without milk anyways.

Would you like if me I always ate an abundance of grapefruit?
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Wolfblackthorne

Yeah. Fruit is good for you.

Would you like me if I did everything while singing about it?

Belle33

Only if you sing off-key.

Would you like me if I made up silly dances to do to your silly songs?

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stormwyrm

I would love you forever!

Would you like me if I were completely broke?
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Dragongoddess

I wouldn't care as long as you weren't being a moocher.

Would you like me if I was outspoken about my criticisms of myself?

Belle33

Well... I can't have you putting down my girl crush...so cut that out.

Would you like me if I accidentally dyed my hair green? (..not a cute green, a Shrek-vomited-on-her-head green?)




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Deamonbane

Sure. I'll dye mine 'Fiona vomited on my hair' green and well match.

... if I scheduled regular movie and TV marathons?
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Endogenesis

But of course I would love you then. Possibly even more.

Would you love me if I always rinsed my plates but never fished food gunk from the bottom of the sink?
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Dark Rez

No.

If I did your hair for you when you woke up in the morning?

Dragongoddess

Yes.  Absolutely!

Would you like me if I smacked your ass for no reason in passing?

Soulfire

Yes.

Would you like me if I texted you a poem at 2:30AM?

Deamonbane

Considering I'm something of a night owl, it would be a nice something to read over lunch...

... if I was a night owl that lunches around 2:30 AM?
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Dragongoddess

I am too so yes!

...if I was bipolar and could only apologize after an outburst sometimes?