Hmm... what if I combined the two...
*Random stranger on the street*
Me: Sir? I need $1000 please.
Stranger: Huh? What makes you think I'd... I'd...
Me: *sniffle* Please? If you don't, I'll... I'll cry! *tear begins*
Stranger: Oh shit. Here, take it
Me: Yay thank you *takes credit card, kisses, runs off*
Stranger: Good thing I gave her my maxed out card.