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Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #675 on: October 11, 2011, 01:58:05 AM »
What makes you think I even have anything "sweet" to offer?  *Eyes glued to the toothpick dangling from his lips*

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #676 on: October 11, 2011, 02:01:32 AM »
*speaks through his teeth, holding that pick between them at a lopsided angle* Everybody's got sweetness in 'em if you know where to squeeze.

Offline Secretwriter

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #677 on: October 11, 2011, 02:02:46 AM »
You can't handle the truth ;D

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #678 on: October 11, 2011, 02:03:57 AM »
You can't handle the truth ;D

Hello, X-Files person!

Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #679 on: October 11, 2011, 02:27:11 AM »
I'm thinking if I squeezed you, would only render me "piss and vinegar"... :D

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #680 on: October 11, 2011, 02:30:00 AM »
I'm thinking if I squeezed you, would only render me "piss and vinegar"... :D

And a few new curse words. I'd say you should give it a try. If you've got the balls, I mean. (Cause it's the argument clinic!) ;)

Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #681 on: October 11, 2011, 03:35:03 PM »
Ohhh, you tempt me sorely, Thumb Master!  But I sincerely doubt you could say any bad word I've not already heard!

Offline Mordred

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #682 on: October 11, 2011, 04:15:05 PM »
Maybe.. maybe not.. but I guarantee you I could say it in a way against that purty little ear that would most definitely chill that tasty honey inside those sweet veins of yours.

Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #683 on: October 11, 2011, 07:48:44 PM »
Bring it on....Boy!  ;P

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #684 on: October 11, 2011, 10:05:20 PM »
It figures you'd pick fight with boys. (This is a set up. Deliver the punchline.)

Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #685 on: October 11, 2011, 10:06:03 PM »
Girls rule....boys drool!??   LOL!

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #686 on: October 11, 2011, 10:11:04 PM »
Noooo, it was supposed to be, "Find me a man to fight in this limp dick town and I will." :D


Offline elone

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #687 on: October 11, 2011, 10:11:44 PM »
Maybe that should be 'Girls rule boys drool' Yeah, you are in charge of spit.

Offline Anesa

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #688 on: October 11, 2011, 10:13:36 PM »
Boys, there'll be NO SPITTING period!  Swallow it!  >:-)  (I've always wanted to say those two words to a man:  SWALLOW IT!)    LOL!

Offline Secretwriter

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #689 on: October 12, 2011, 02:47:46 AM »
Just because you climbed up on that fence you are ridin' don't mean I wont jerk you down off of it.

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #690 on: October 12, 2011, 02:54:12 AM »
I can see how jerking off is no problem for you at all.  >:)

Offline MasterMischief

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #691 on: October 12, 2011, 09:44:22 AM »
Delusions of grandeur is not French for intellectual.

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #692 on: October 12, 2011, 11:16:02 AM »
Oh, sure, mention French to appear all suave.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #693 on: October 12, 2011, 11:32:46 AM »
Being a franco-phobe does not make you any more American.

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #694 on: October 12, 2011, 11:34:40 AM »
Oh, look, another country basher. How cute!  O:)

Offline MasterMischief

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #695 on: October 12, 2011, 11:41:57 AM »
Next you will suggestion I am a communist sympathizer.

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #696 on: October 12, 2011, 11:44:01 AM »
Wouldn't that make your day.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #697 on: October 12, 2011, 11:52:47 AM »
There is the flaw in your rhetoric right there: assuming you know me.

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Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #698 on: October 12, 2011, 11:54:30 AM »
There is a flaw in yours: assuming it matters.  O8)

Offline Secretwriter

Re: The Argument Clinic
« Reply #699 on: October 12, 2011, 12:02:28 PM »
The biggest flaw: Assuming I care. Not just it mattering, but assuming that I'll think about you one time after I turn my back.