Sorry folks, I missed everybody's responses, Cismonrose, and of course Lirliel are correct: my quote was Fight Club.
The new quote is probably Secret Window, good guess. I wouldn't have gotten that if SinXAzgrad21 hadn't said it first.
Edit: Let's add a quote, too huh?
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"