Greetings people !
It is time for a "how did this ... end.......... up like this ?".
It's simple. You look for the above person's statement, and you think how did it happened. It can be realistic, or completely crazy.
You then add your statement.
For example :
I'm running in the rain wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
I'll answer :You were doing some laundry. You had nothing to wear but summer clothing. Hanging the clothes, it started to rain and the wind blew hard... making your laundry fly away. So run for it !
My statement :
I'm doing a robbery in a bank with a pineapple.