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Offline RichardsonTopic starter

100 Girls I'd Like to...
« on: June 29, 2011, 05:05:41 AM »
It's a coffee table book.

(Many of these are NSFW, especially if W stands for Wife)

Jadzia Dax
Scarlett Johansson, especially in Maybe He's Not That Into You
Jennifer Connelly
Sarah from Labyrinth
That Busty Korean girl from my church youth group
April O'Neil
That one cute babysitter I had.
Mandy Morbid
This sleeping beauty
That crazy bitch in high school that was totally secret crushing on me when I was secret crushing on her.
This Sexy Secretary
That redhead from High School French class with the full, pouty lips.
This topless girl
That trio of drama student girls who all hung out together my year I studied abroad in London
Bianca Beauchamp
That black-haired girl in Freshman German with the low-cut tops and the amazing bras.
Kathy Ireland, circa 1990
That sexy customer in glasses with the tattoo on her chest that says "Haunted & Haunting"
Kim Cattrall from Mannequin
Phoebe Cates from Gremlins
That cute paramedic that once came to my house
My incredibly Southern sister in law
The entire female cast from that Eric Prydz Call on Me remix video
All the ladies from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, Sons of Liberty, and Snake Eater
Yvette from Clue
The busty Norwegian girl in my theatre company
Her blonde and nerd-sexy roommate
The two girls from Leprechaun 4: In Space who don't show their tits.
Sarah Chalke from Scrubs
Selena Gomez
Helen Hunt, especially in Pay It Forward (Possibly my most shameful one listed)
A really dumb girl, not developmentally disabled, just comically stupid like Kelly Bundy
Most of the Ranma girls up to and including female Ranma hermself.
Emma Stone
Any of my sexy co-workers: the curvy petite blonde, the superhot geek, the stacked Chinese girl, the insanely sexual Israeli girl, the college girl who never learned to button the top button of her top, the pink-haired fire cracker with the filthy mouth, and others.
Grown up versions of Prussian Blue (before they realized that White Power was bad)
Lorelai Gilmore
Cheryl and Lana from TV's Archer
Tina Fey
Miss Sinister
A girl with a severe blowjob addiction
Madeline Kahn
Joan of Arc (Shakespeare's version)
Half the girls on my high school swim team.
Kate Upton
Camille Crimson
The Girls of Alfie
Everyone in the Call On Me video
The one eyed rogue from Oglaf
This redhead

And almost any of the ladies on my wiki

Expect updates.  No replies, only PMs please.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 09:16:28 PM by Richardson »

Offline paladincarvin

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 11:07:05 PM »
Can I say that I find the fact that you know of that movie is awesome?? Ha... me and my one friend would quote 'It's... uh, a coffee table book.' at random all the time...

Offline CmdrRenegade

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 10:15:09 PM »
Oh! I love that book! I've written one to!

Yoruichi Shihoin
Rangiku Matsumoto
Yoko Littner (post time skip, pre has too many jail bait concerns)
That hot life guard who told me where the tiki bar was on Long Beach Island
That chick who I made out with on the dance floor at said tiki bar before her friend cock blocked me
Birdie Cephon Altera
One of my coworkers at the temp job I'm working at with the flowing black hair and tight jeans
Too many Rumiko Takahashi women to name (Ranma 1/2 included)
Tyrande Whisperwind
Shirley Manson
Salma Hayek
Morrigan Aensland

Offline RichardsonTopic starter

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 10:17:46 PM »
Oi! What part of "no replies" was hard to read?

Just joshin' but I'm glad folks like this method of displayin' my affections.  Seems the easiest way to go about it.

Offline RichardsonTopic starter

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 11:23:32 PM »
Some updates for you to peruse.
Also this stormtrooper getting head...I think

Offline RichardsonTopic starter

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2011, 09:15:30 AM »
Hey Cats and Kittens!  It's update time.  Don't worry, here's something sexy to look at as well.

« Last Edit: August 18, 2015, 01:28:34 PM by Richardson »

Offline RichardsonTopic starter

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 12:34:50 PM »

Idris wants y'all to know about my updates.

Offline extremophile

Re: 100 Girls I'd Like to...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 06:20:59 PM »
There's some lovely and fun ideas in there - I actually played as kelly bundy a few times a year ago - it was really good fun and something I'd happily revisit. And a big mmmmm for Bianca beauchamp.

For what it's worth here's a by no means exhaustive list of celebrities I like to play as:

Alicia Silverstone
Alison Brie
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Seyfried
Amy Adams
Amy Schumer
Ana Ivanovic
Angelina Jolie
Anna Kournikova
Anne Hathaway
Ariel Winter
Blake Lively
Brooke Satchwell
Caroline Wozniacki
Charlize Theron
Francesca Cumani
The Georgia Gymdogs [yes the whole team - why not!]
Hayden Pannetierre
Karen Gillan
Kari Byron
Kate Middleton
Katie Holmes
Kendall Jenner
Kym Valentine
Lacey Chabert
Livinia Nixon
Maria Kirilenko
Maria Sharapova
Martina Hingis
Natalie Portman
Nicole Kidman
Olivia Munn
Sam Armytage
Scarlett Johansson