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Offline Prefect MosTopic starter

Very Punie
« on: June 08, 2011, 02:10:36 PM »
This one is simple, tell a god awful joke based on word play, or streight up puns.


"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The  doctors described his condition as stable."

Offline Belle33

Re: Very Punie
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 05:33:20 PM »
Candy, who was a sweet girl, married Rich, who was a wealthy guy.

Offline Prefect MosTopic starter

Re: Very Punie
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 02:31:45 AM »
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

Offline Water Lilly

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 03:09:35 AM »
Three blondes walked into a bar.  You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Offline Prefect MosTopic starter

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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 03:19:08 AM »
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »
The plumber once advised me  that when you do comedy never faucet, that was plumbing the depths there

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 08:28:35 PM »
"...a line of argument that would work with a Joe Sixcunt kind of guy" (me in a comment post somewhere)

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 11:53:14 AM »
There was a man who entered a pun contest. Afraid, he sent in ten puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 07:32:00 AM »
I can row a boat Canoe?

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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 01:38:41 PM »
A backward poet writes inverse

Offline Katerina

Re: Very Punie
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 02:20:04 PM »
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?  A poul-tree

Offline Prefect MosTopic starter

Re: Very Punie
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 10:43:44 AM »
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Offline Anesa

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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 11:10:08 AM »
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Offline Anesa

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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 11:20:45 AM »
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 12:18:11 PM »
the baker got sacked for putting his dick in the doughnut maker..She got sacked too

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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2011, 01:30:15 PM »
Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed.

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Re: Very Punie
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2011, 09:14:34 PM »
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

This is an actual quote from an early interview with the German cannibal Armin M., the guy who had struck a deal with another man accepting to be killed and eaten, you know:

"His flesh was tough, says Armin, still incensed that Bernd-Jürgen lied about his age."  ;D >:)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Very Punie
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2011, 11:45:03 PM »
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter as he picked up his hammer and saw.