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Offline AntiochTopic starter

funny txt i got
« on: April 28, 2011, 08:11:12 PM »
As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she see's her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "what are you doing?" The daughter replied, "mom, i'm 35 yrs old, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get 2 a husband" Next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love 2 her vibrator. Shocked, she says "dad, i'm 35 yrs old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get 2 a husband" A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on thecouch, downing a beer and staring at the tv & the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife says, "what the fuck are you doing?" husband replies, "whatching football with my son-in-law."