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Author Topic: Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?  (Read 476 times)

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Offline HeidiliTopic starter

Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?
« on: April 19, 2011, 10:16:13 AM »
Not sure if this is the appropriate forum for this. but I couldn't find anything better.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ethicists-update-list-of-acceptable-things-to-mast,20076/?utm_source=recentnews

Best quote from this article:
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For the 23rd consecutive edition, masturbating to a litter of newborn puppies is classified as "wrong, wrong, wrong."

Offline innHERendo

Re: Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 10:25:51 AM »
This article is hilarious!

There are two many good quotes from this article, this one sums it up nicely though:

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The SVAP's editors acknowledged that their endeavor will likely always remain unfinished, since people have a near infinite capacity for finding new ways to excite themselves while manipulating their genitalia for self-pleasure.

Offline Shjade

Re: Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 03:38:51 PM »
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the late actor Heath Ledger (with the firm caveat that he only be masturbated to as a living person)
I admit, I laughed. But quietly.