Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?

[Heidili]

Not sure if this is the appropriate forum for this. but I couldn't find anything better.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ethicists-update-list-of-acceptable-things-to-mast,20076/?utm_source=recentnews

Best quote from this article:

For the 23rd consecutive edition, masturbating to a litter of newborn puppies is classified as "wrong, wrong, wrong."

[innHERendo]

This article is hilarious!

There are two many good quotes from this article, this one sums it up nicely though:

The SVAP's editors acknowledged that their endeavor will likely always remain unfinished, since people have a near infinite capacity for finding new ways to excite themselves while manipulating their genitalia for self-pleasure.

[Shjade]

the late actor Heath Ledger (with the firm caveat that he only be masturbated to as a living person)

I admit, I laughed. But quietly.