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Timecodes for the office
« on: June 08, 2007, 02:13:12 PM »

It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous  Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.

Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.

The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using  this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.

        Thank you,

 Attached: Extended Job-Code List

 Number         Explanation
  ----------     -----------
 5316          Useless Meeting
 5317          Obstructing Communications at Meeting
 5318          Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
 5319          Waiting for Break
 5320          Waiting for Lunch
 5321          Waiting for End of Day
 5322          Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
 5323          Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present
 5393          Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
 5400          Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning
 5401          Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
 5402          Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
 5481          Buying Snack
 5482          Eating Snack
 5500          Filling Out Timesheet
 5501          Inventing Timesheet Entries
 5502          Waiting for Something to Happen
 5503          Scratching Yourself
 5504          Sleeping
 5510          Feeling Bored
 5511          Feeling Horny
 5600          Complaining About Lousy Job
 5601          Complaining About Low Pay
 5602          Complaining About Long Hours
 5603          Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)
 5604          Complaining About Boss
 5605          Complaining About Personal Problems
 5640          Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining
 5701          Not Actually Present At Job
 5702          Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu
 6102          Ordering Out
 6103          Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
 6104          Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
 6200          Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
 6201          Stealing Company Goods
 6202          Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
 6203          Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
 6204          Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
 6205          Hiding from Boss
 6206          Gossip
 6207          Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
 6210          Feeling Sorry For Yourself
 6211          Updating Resume
 6212          Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
 6213          Out of Office on Interview
 6221          Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
 6222          Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
 6223          Pretending You Like Coworker
 6224          Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
 6238          Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
 6350          Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
 6601          Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
 6602          Complaining
 6603          Writing a Book on Company Time
 6611          Staring Into Space
 6612          Staring At Computer Screen
 6615          Transcendental Meditation
 7281          Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
 7400          Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
 7401          Talking With Plumber on Phone
 7402          Talking With Dentist on Phone
 7403          Talking With Doctor on Phone
 7404          Talking With Masseuse on Phone
 7405          Talking With House Painter on Phone
 7406          Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
 7419          Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
 7425          Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
 7931          Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
 8000          Recreational Drug Use
 8001          Non-recreational Drug Use
 8002          Liquid Lunch
 8100          Reading e-mail
 8101          Using the Internet
 8102          Using the Internet to find pornography
 8103          Using the Internet to find new job
 8104          Using the Internet to blackmail current job
 9100          Reading and forewarding humourous messages to other co-workers

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Re: Timecodes for the office
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 02:16:23 PM »
In the words of the Guinness boys, " BRILLIANT!"