Wild Ideas (From Vanilla to Extreme and Exotic, MxF, FxF, Futa x Any)

[Wild]

Open Slots for Roleplay: 5/5

Greeting and salutations! I thank you for opening this request thread and giving it a chance. If anything here interest you, please PM me.

My name is Wild, I am a relatively new rp writer and have only recently joined this lovely community. I have been roleplaying for several months now on a different forum and this is my first time posting a thread here. Further down, you'll find some ideas for pairings and a rough explanation what the story would look like. I like to brainstorm with my partner for ideas and plot lines, so I want to keep it as vague as possible. It works only as a general guideline for what I am looking for. You are welcomed to pitch me some plot ideas of your own if you have them.

Things About Me

I am a 23-year-old man, living in the land of the thousand lakes, aka Finland. Although, English is not my native language, I have been told by others that my writing is on par with native speakers so think of that what you may (an example of it down below). My time zone is EEST or UTC+3. For all my American people out there in the states, you are in luck, since I am a night person, and I very well might be up during your daytime.

Me as a Writer

I am a story driven person and prefer to prioritize it over smut. However, when it fits the story, I would love to include the sexual content as well. I like slow burn but am not against going for heavier smut if the plot is still engaging. In fact, I have been meaning to try out some raunchier ideas and see if I like it. In general, I go with the story/smut ratio that my partner feels comfortable with.

An example of my writing

Life is complicated. That is what people said. So many obligations and desires, hopes and dreams. How was one to fit all of that into their lives? How much did one have to accomplish before they felt fulfilled. To many, that sense of fulfillment never came, yet they strived for it. Some gave up halfway, not wanting to feel the disappointment when they failed, not wanting to put the effort in if there was a chance that whatever they were doing wouldn’t succeed. That is how humans were. Candles of different lengths burning until there was nothing left to burn. Others were used to light majestic royal halls, others, hallways of long forgotten ruins. Didn’t matter where they burned, all were extinguished eventually.

To Isaf, life was much simpler. He didn’t care about fame or fortune nor power or pleasure. The only thing that mattered to him was this moment. Not the future or the past, but the time between them. Every sound of wind and brustling of bushes and tree branches. Every breath and step. The thing he enjoyed was living itself. He had learned to appreciate it a long time ago. The gift of waking the next day, the joy of feeling no pain and being able to move about without hindrance. The absolute freedom of it all. He could do what he wanted, when he wanted it. Sure, he still had to do things that the people of the city would call “work”. Cutting wood, hunting for pelts, fixing the roof and making food. However, Isaf didn’t see it that way. Those were just the steps one took when being alive. There was nothing draining or difficult about them. They just had to be done and that’s that.

Today, he would go out hunting in the surrounding forest. He had gotten up early, greeted his dog, Apple, who laid on the living room mattress, made of bearskin. He had wolfed down his breakfast, mostly dried meat and some bread that he still had left over from his last visit to the city of Uthus, and stepped outside, Apple following him. She was a mixed breed of different hunting dogs and there might have been some wolf in her now that he thought about it. She had gotten her name when Isaf had found her attop a pile of fallen apples as a pup, munching on them like there was no tomorrow. She had so much energy back then. Nowadays, her age has begun to show. She was calmer and didn’t jump around as much. She had golden fur that transformed to nearly the color of red in some places. To his knowledge, that kind of color pattern was rare. It made her look almost like an overgrown fox. The fur was medium in length and her snout was sleek and long. Her eyes were colored dark brown and had a look that spoke of adoration for her owner. Well, Isaf didn’t consider himself as such. More like partners.

Near the door, leaning on the cabin wall, was a longbow. He had made it some years back after breaking the previous one. It had been shoddily made anyway. This bow was anything but. He had picked the best tree he could find, cut it down and took the best part of the tree to make it. He had taken the string off from it for the night. Now he placed it back to it and picked the bow up, swinging it across his shoulder and hanging it from the bowstring. He walked down the small terrace and to the north side of the building where the chopping block was for making firewood. His big two-handed axe was there, well it was one-handed for him, plunged into the block, the handle standing slightly towards the morning sky. He didn’t think he would need it, but within this forest, it wasn’t that uncommon to stumble upon a dangerous beast on your hunting trip. It could come handy then.

Apple knew what was going on and showed her excitement by wagging her tail. There was a river next to his cabin that fell from the west, past the city of Uthus and to the sea in the east. He and Apple would follow along it for some time before parting from it deeper into the forest. In recent years, the local wildlife had learned not to come close to the area where he lived. No animal wants to freely become the next meal. It took him longer and longer nowadays to find a trail. Regardless, he would eventually find one. He always did. Today would be no different.

The trail he caught was that of a deer. The ones living in this forest were unique, like most of the animals that resided within it. These deers didn’t hold on to their color all year around, but changed it according to seasons, just like rabbits. The pattern on their fur also gave much better cover, making them hard to distinguish from the rest of the vegetation. In winter, they were pure white and in summer, as green as the leaves surrounding them. During spring, they had the closest resemblance to common deer, and during autumn, their fur played with the colors of orange and red. They were slightly smaller than your normal specimen, improving its chance to hide from predators, but their horns were even more majestic. Outside the forest, their hides and horns were hot merchandise, but that was not why Isaf hunted them. He cared only for their meat that he could then eat, maybe make a nice soup with some mushrooms in it. Not wanting to waste any part of the animal, he would probably sell the hides since he didn’t have a need for them himself. Bones he could make into tools or trinkets. Apple would probably appreciate getting a few to herself as well.

The tracks were hard to follow as was typical in this forest, the vegetation being so thick. Only a seasoned hunter could follow them. Large roots rose from the ground, making it easy to trip on them or in some few instances, hit your head into them. Sometimes they almost formed archways for people to walk under. The roots were ancient as were the trees they were connected to. Isaf preferred to cut down only the young trees, once that hadn’t had the time to grow so large as the older ones. It was easier to transfer and cut it to pieces. Besides, there was something sad about hurting the ones that were centuries old. Like you were destroying a piece of history. Isaf touched the tree nearest to him. Its bark was thick like that of the knight’s armor. No bugs or worms could penetrate it. In fact, it was rare to see any dead trees in this forest. It was like they were kept alive by some unseen force. The elves thought that it was their gods that did that, and who was he to tell them otherwise. He would pay his respects towards them just as any other sensible person would if they lived here. It never hurts to cover all your bases right.

The bounty from the forest was also exceptionally large. There was a huge amount of different fruits growing in it, all edible. Then there were many different types of mushrooms and berries that could be eaten as well, far more than what your regular forest would provide. Furthermore, once you picked up some, they would grow back with unnatural speed. It wasn’t that uncommon to be able to pick the same spot clean of berries and mushrooms three times a year. That fact was the reason why having a city in the middle of the forest was even possible. Instead of farmers, you would have dedicated people for just picking up the food from the forest floor or from the trees. Having so much to eat meant that there were also a lot of animals that could live inside the forest. It was easy to find something to hunt.

What made the forest dangerous was its numerous different beasts, some that were close to humans in intelligence, if not more. When you had a lot of prey walking about, there tended to be many predators as well. The forest’s ecosystem was so complex that a scholar could spend all his life in it and only understand a little of it. And there was more to the forest than just the predators. There were also mystical beings living in it, often staying from out of sight when mortals were around. However, if you were careful and luck was on your side, you could happen across one like Isaf had. He had once seen a beautiful dryad, he suspected all of them were, bathing in the river some ways off from his cabin. Unlike what a normal man would have done and leered at the thing, he had turned away, giving the creature some peace. Dryads were the caretakers of the forest, amongst other creatures, and they deserved respect.

Isaf came out of his memory as he saw Apple watching him with a questioning look. He noticed the tracks having disappeared. This was highly unusual for him. Not the part of losing himself to his thoughts, that he did often, but the fact that he had lost the tracks that he was following. He was skillful enough to follow them even with his eyes closed… well maybe that was exaggerating his skills a bit, but it wasn’t for the truth either. Isaf traced his steps back the way he came, but for some reason he had no luck finding the deer’s tracks again.

He was about to give up, slightly frustrated that he had made such a rookie mistake, when he saw signs of someone having moved through the area. His brief joy was quickly stifled as he inspected the tracks. They weren’t that of a deer but a human. Likely a local, not many outsiders would willingly traverse the wild and would prefer sticking to the “roads”. They were more like pathways that were gradually formed when enough people walked across the same area. Creating actual roads was near impossible, even if you discounted the fact that the forest and the elves living in it would take offense in creating such things. The trees had massive roots running along the surface and trying to create a proper pathway through them would not only be extremely time consuming but also would kill the trees that those roots were attached to. Then there was the wild beast that would see the road workers as a nice, easy meal. But even if you manage to construct the road, the nature inside the forest would relatively quickly claim the land back. Within a year, the road's surface would be covered in grass and moss and the roots of the nearby trees having been laid over it. To maintain the thing, a state would have to spend a ton of coin to keep it in proper condition. Hence why nobody was interested. Isaf had heard an attempt being made further north, where a lot of workmen and woodcutters were trying to clear the path, but as far as he knew, the effort hadn’t produced much results.

Isaf thought to move on, abandoning the human tracks and trying to find something that he would actually like to eat. Then he stopped himself. On the ground, right next to the tracks, was a small wooden comb. Isaf took it and inspected it, the thing had intricate carvings of thin branches running along it. It was nice craftsmanship, something that he could appreciate having been working with wood a large part of his life. The comb likely belonged to the person who had come through here. It would be a shame if such a thing got lost from the person it was intended to. The tracks looked fresh. The person might not be that far off from where he was standing.

Isaf shrugged. He had already lost his prey so might as well do something with his time. And the person was a local, not one of those outsider humans that he so detested. In general, he disliked humans, despite being one himself, but the ones living inside the forest weren’t nearly as bad as the others.

He took off running. Despite his large frame and heavy body weight due to the muscles he carried, Isaf moved with grace and silence. A person looking at him would find it hard to believe that he could move like that, but they were ignorant. If the onlooker had been raised by the elves, he would find this to be as natural as walking was to a regular human. In fact, he might have criticized Isaf’s movements, lecturing him about one thing or another regarding his posture and step placement. Nevertheless, the large man moved across the forest floor with speed that was borderline magical. If he had run on an open plain, he probably wouldn’t have differentiated that much from normal human running speed, but to see that similar speed in this kind of surrounding showed how comfortable he was with it. Apple ran next to him, her face turned into something that resembled a grin. She didn't know what was going on, but she was not going to lose a race to a human.

In the distance he caught a glimpse of a person, one that looked like a woman. Isaf slowed down and moved silently nearer the person. She appeared to be lost in thought, looking beyond the forest's treeline. She was wearing traveling gear for a longer trip, more than what one would need for going from the city to the forest’s edge and back. That was highly unusual. Very few people ever left the forest if they were a local. Isaf felt a bit curious. He moved even closer, silent as a wolf trying to ambush its prey. Once he came near enough to talk normally, some 5 meters away from the woman, Isaf straightened his back and leaned on a tree while holding the wooden comb in his left hand. Apple peered at the woman from behind the tree, waiting what her owner was going to do. To her the human looked harmless. She would love to get some pats right about now. Her owner didn't pat her nearly enough... though she still liked him.

Isaf, with his booming voice, said, “You dropped this.”

Post Length

I tend to write long posts, preferably 3 paragraphs and over. I like to include details in my writing, and I am appreciative when my partner does the same. I find that those details help me get inspired in coming up with new plot ideas. More is better in this case.

Grammar

As I am a non-native speaker, please go easy on me regarding grammar. Usually, I find those mistakes later on and fix them, but some might slip between the cracks. I love constructive criticism though, and it is sorely needed so that I can improve as a writer. So don't hesitate to tell me if something is wrong in my text or if I could improve it somehow.

Response Time

My response time is around once or twice a week, but if I get really into the story, I might even return to you with a response in a day or so. My goal is to write one post a day at minimum and more if I feel like it. The posts tend to be 1000-2000 words in length on average, so it takes some time to do them, hence the one per day requirement. I have been known to write post that reach over 3000 words when the mood strikes me or the situation requires it (my record thus far is 6,5k, but man did that take long).

My partner

The gender of my partner is irrelevant to me. As long as you are putting some effort into your writing, we are good. I appreciate good communication and love to talk about the story or life in general. I am respectful of people's boundaries, but as a person, I am pretty open about myself, or at least when it comes to my online persona. Irl, I am pretty introverted.

Following with the theme of communication, I don't like ghosting. I'll never do it to you and I will tell you straight up if I am not enjoying the story or if I simply can't find the time for writing it. I would like the same courtesy to be extended for myself. I don't require much. One sentence  where you tell me you are quitting is all that I need. Ending the collaboration on silence leaves a bad taste in my mouth. That all being said, real life can sometimes be a bitch. We all have had those moments in our life when just talking to people can be exhausting. I try to be as supportive as I can towards my partner and I can understand if your mental health or some other obstacle prevents you from communicating. If you feel comfortable talking about the issues you are facing, I am always willing to listen.

Character’s Gender/Sexuality

I like to play male characters, but I am open to try my hand with a futa or a female character as well. However, male is my preference. YC can be whatever gender you want, though I should preface this by saying that I am straight and that is where my interest lies for the most part. I don’t have qualms about playing a FxF or FUTAxF pairing, but MxM might need more convincing as I find nothing of interest in it and would participate only for the story itself. Strangely, FUTAxM pairing does intrigue me, but only if I am playing as the male character. Dom and Sub are irrelevant to me as long as it fits the character. Switching is cool too.

Genre and Setting

As for the genre and the setting, I am open to anything. My favorite setting is fantasy as it enables for me to use more creativity in the writing process. Sci-fi is really cool too and because I haven’t yet had the chance to write anything regarding it, consider me interested. I am a history buff and anything relating to history, either real history or alternative history, gets immediately my seal of approval. I don’t mind modern settings, but it’s not my go to.

Genre-wise I can write whatever you want with the sole exception of horror. It’s not that I don’t like it, just that I am not confident in writing it.

Regarding Kink Prefs and Classifications

I don't have an O/O list just yet (Correction! Now I have. Check my signature.), but I find most things regarding sexual activity hot, so I like to follow with whatever my partner finds pleasurable. My co-writer’s enjoyment is my top priority (if you are not having a fun time, neither am I). I don't have a thing where some kink not getting included puts me off. I am also up for experimenting and trying things out, even though those specific things might not be found in my kink list. Obviously, anything beyond what this site allows will not be included.

Using the spectrum of vanilla to extreme, anything goes for me. You want the story to feel wholesome and loving? Sign me up. Feeling like degrading your characters to no end or have a fetish on the tabooer side, I am your humble servant. We are writing fiction here, so I am not judgmental, nor would I be even if there is something “weird” that you are into irl. As long as no one is harmed, there is no problem, right?

Pairings/Plots

Now we get to the juicy part. The pairings can go through some tweaking if you have a specific thing in mind. PM me if anything here strikes your interest or if you have your own pairing/plot in mind and you'd like to share it with me. I have in bold text the character I was thinking of playing in each pairing. However, that is not to say that we can’t switch things around. Another thing to note is that I am not against playing with furry/anthro characters or have you play as one. I want my partner to have as much freedom for creative thinking as possible. Same goes for any other fantasy/sci-fi race you can think of, including monsters and conscious animals. Bear in mind that your choice of character still needs to fit the pairing you want.

Ideas (WIP)

•   Warlord x Captive

A chieftain has risen in the north, a man burning with ambition to see the world under his rule. YC’s country is the next in line. The northern warriors have already flooded the country’s northern border and the armies of YC’s kingdom seem to be unable to halt their advance.

So, YC could be a princess, sold to placate the warlord from conquering your lands or she could be a beautiful woman that caught the eyes of the raiders and was brought in front of the chief who took you as his concubine. Is she able to quench the man’s desire for power, is she able to save her own country and the people living in it? Only time will tell.

•   Summoner x Eidolon/summoned creature

(I had similar story on going before it halted due to my partner’s motivation dropping. So, I have a character already made for this story)

Being a summoner is something that only the most power hungry and desperate men are willing to try out. To master the magics involved, one has to be able to sacrifice his very humanity. One such man has done so and is now preparing to fulfill his first ambition (one of many to come), a successful summons.

YC can be any kind of strange being you can come up with, ranging from typical succubus to a unique monster of your own design. I will adjust the story accordingly.

•   Alien x Alien/Human

YC’s species is taking its first steps in space travel, searching nearby star systems, and having created their first few colonies outside the home system. A strange ship is detected approaching one of the nearby systems and a team is sent to investigate. That team is never heard of again. They are presumed dead, but in truth are now captive to another alien race.

The plot is inspired by the game Stellaris (if you are a strategy game nerd like myself, I strongly recommend it). YC can be whatever species you want or just your typical human. Either try to escape or fall in love with your captor.

•   Husband x Wife

Nothing particular for this one. Essentially, a boring marriage is turned upside down during some sort of event. This event helps the couple to find the spark that they lacked before. Things ensue.

Let’s go wherever you want with this one. Slice of Life or Bondage Adventure. Your call.

•   Patron x Artist

YC is a struggling artist, doing art on her free time, but still having to go to her day job which she absolutely hates. Then, an email notification pops up to her phone. When YC opens it, she sees that some anonymous user has decided to start donating her money on the website she publishes her artwork. Normally, this wouldn’t be anything monumental as you have a few small-scale donators already. However, the sum that is pledge for monthly donation blows her mind as it is more than what she is currently earning from her day job. This is the chance for her to become a full-time artist. However, who is this mysterious donator and what are his motives for giving you so much money?

This one is mystery story where the end game is left for us to choose. Does the donator slowly corrupt or persuade YC for more degenerate art pieces, first of fictional characters and then of her, eventually asking for something more tangible? Or is he a person who took genuine interest at YC’s artwork and decided to become her patron only to find himself attracted to her when they start messaging each other?

•   Crime Boss x Police

YC is investigating a series of crimes throughout the city, only to get entangled with the leader of the local underworld. She gets captured, her future seeming dark. Does unexpected love bloom between the crime boss or is the officer forever doomed. Maybe she is able to escape and bring the man to justice.

Whether you are looking for heartwarming romance or a trip down a dark path, this is a classic for sure. I was thinking modern setting, but fantasy or sci-fi could also work well.

•   Father x Daughter

Okey, I admit that this pairing is a guilty pleasure of mine. Older father corrupting his younger daughter. Don’t know why this appeals to me so much, but there you have it. First of all, the characters don’t need to be blood related if that is something that weirds you out, though it is my preference because of the extra spice that it brings. Secondly, the story can be anything you want surrounding it. If you PM me and tell me that you are interested about this option, I can do a couple proper plot ideas for you to pick and choose from.

Wholesome or degrading, all is good with me. Open for ideas regarding the setting.

•   Son x Mother/Aunt

Noticing a pattern here? Yes, I am sucker for combining age play and incest. Same as before, but with younger son and his mother/aunt. The one doing the corrupting can be the parent/close relative or it can be the son. At this point, I am expecting a lighting to come down from the heavens and strike me down for the sinful ideas I am having.

•   Dragon x Priestess

In the Kingdom of Lohiran, dragons are worshipped nearly as gods. The nation is ruled by a powerful Dragon Lord who is married to the nation’s head priestess. Priestess of Lohiran, more commonly known as Dragon Dancers, are a group of women who use their powers to charm powerful dragons into the nation’s service. Now it is YC turn to go into the mountains and find her own dragon to “ride”. Only then will she be accepted as a full-fledged priestess. Many die trying, but YC doesn’t plan to be one of those acolytes. She has her wish and manages to find a dragon, except this one is immensely powerful, equivalent to the nation’s Dragon Lord. This dragon doesn’t particularly like priestess as he sees his kin to be essentially slaved by them. Where does this encounter lead the two? YC can succeed in her charm attempt or she can fail miserably, becoming the toy for the dragon who plans to use her to get back at the Kingdom of Lohiran.

Do you love dragons like me? Did you own books about them as a kid? Has that interest led you to think about how the romance with such a man-eating carnivore would play out…? No? Honestly, me neither, at least not before coming up with this idea. However, not this story is stuck in my head, and I need someone to help me write it down.

Regarding smut, the dragon can change to human form if you want, or it can stay in its original form. I would imagine the dragon to be able to change its size when it wants to. Otherwise, the sex might be… well, let’s just say lethal.

•   Centaur x Rider

One of the favorite pastimes in the Empire is to go watch the races. However, these are not your typical horse races with carts. It is something much more exciting. Centaurs racing against each other through a vast racetrack, all the while trying to kill each other. In addition, they have a rider riding on their backs, providing cover, magical assistance, you name it. Essentially, this combines gladiator fights and horse racing. One particular centaur has had a bad luck with his recent fights and is down on his luck. He has always been faster than his brethren but suffers from anger issues. A real hot head if you will. He lost his rider some time ago and is now forced to sit on the sidelines, considering if he should just retire. YC decides to help him out in getting back to the top of the racing world. Their teamwork ends up developing to something more.

YC can be motivated by money from the race bets, fan of the centaur or a person who just enjoys going fast. I leave designing her up to you.

•   Slaver x Slave

YC has been captured by slavers and is brought to be auctioned off to some rich bastard with weird fetishes. During the auction, a ridiculous sum is offered to buy her by a mysterious gentleman. She is terrified of what this man might be like, but her fears are proven to be unwarranted as the new master frees her immediately once you two are back at his manor. She is provided with clothing and a chance to leave if she wishes. YC quickly learns that inside the manor, there are numerous beautiful women working as servants, assistants, secretaries, gardeners etc. To her surprise, all of them are released slaves, once bought by their ex-master. All of them have decided to stay after being released. They are provided with pay and a chance for a new life, better than whatever it was like before coming to this manor. YC (for whatever reason) decides to stay too, and she is given her own job and stable income. Eventually, this leads to romance with the master of the house

So, this can either be a wholesome story or there could be darker secrets lurking underneath. Mind-control, blackmail, dark magic? Whatever sounds good to you. Potential to play with multiple characters if you want. The setting would be Arabic in style, but other than that, anything goes.

•   Necromancer x Adventurer

There was once a boy in a remote fishing town who disappeared after a tragedy struck his family. Years later, a young man with dark demeanor appears in a popular tavern for adventurers. He sets out to hiring a companion to assist him in finding extremely rare ingredients. In your journey, you discover that the man holds several dark secrets that he tries to keep hidden from you. What are the collected ingredients for? Why is there a female ghost tailing you and the man wherever you go?

YC can be whatever you want. The only requirement is that she is older than the man as he is barely above 16/18 (based on what you are comfortable with). I was thinking this to be a wholesome romance where YC coaxes this dark and twisted man back to light, but if you have a thing for more taboo stuff then let me know and I’ll see if that can be included.

•   Hunter x Monster/Magical beast

YC is on the hunt for a sighted monster/beast who has ravaged nearby towns. She tracks the creature down, but fails to kill it, instead ending up at the mercy of the creature. It proves itself to be much more intelligent than what YC initially thought… and possessing pent up sexual desires that it needs to release since it is part of a dying race and hasn’t been able to mate with a member of its own species.

This idea is very bare bones and needs serious creative thinking to make the story more engaging. Maybe YC can help the creature to find others of its kind or maybe she is able to convince it to join her for the mission she is on. However, if you want to just play short smut heavy story, then that is fine too.

•   Farmer x YC

Being a farmer is never easy, especially when the times get bad. One particular farmer in a remote area, far from civilized life, decide that he needs to find “alternative sources of income”. The farm is turned into a den of degeneracy where everything and anything is available. The farm’s remote location helps to keep it away from the eyes of the law. What happens in the farm, stays in the farm.

Smut heavy story in which YC and the farmer try to survive economically using any means necessary, legal, or otherwise. Eventually the law enforcement is alerted, and the pair has to figure out how to deal with them. YC can be the daughter of the farmer or his wife. Maybe she is a hired hand or kidnapped slave who is forcefully made to work the fields. Either way, the point of the story is to write the most degenerate and taboo story possible. You are free to include whatever kinks you have to it.

Knight x YC

Just a craving to play a knight character in a medieval setting. No plot idea for this one yet.

Swimming Teacher x Student

A retired swimming athlete works as a swimming teacher in a small town. For girl's team, there aren't any female teachers to be had, so the man teaches both the boys and the girls. The girls think this to be a fantastic idea because the teacher is hot and has that nice athletic body going for him. One of the students (or more?) begins to hatch a plan how to get the man into noticing them...

The student can be just a regular girl from the local area, or if you want to make this even more degenerate, the man's own daughter.



MORE PLOT IDEAS AND PAIRINGS INCOMING AT A LATER DATE, STAY TUNED!

Fanfic Ideas (WIP)

•   Overlord

This series is my favorite. I have watched the anime several times and read the light novels twice over. Honestly, I am just happy if anyone wants to write anything related to it. Ainz could finally manage to have himself a temporary human body (male or female) and give Albedo that oh so sweet release. Maybe you want to explore the farm girl Enri’s horniness more than what was done in the light novel. Or maybe the battle maids of Nazarick could end up having to do extra services to other denizens of the tomb… to build up morale, you know. Any ideas are welcome.

•   Pokemon

Ever since I was a kid, I have loved this show and the games related to it. The games that I have played are from Diamond/Pearl to halfway through the X/Y. The pairings can be Trainer x Pokemon or Trainer x Trainer. In case you didn't know, sex with pokemons is an established lore within the series. Look it up and be prepared to have your childhood crushed.

•   Dragon Age

Dragon age Origins is the best rpg ever made, hands down. I have played it and the second instalment completely through and have made several attempts at playing Inquisition. I know quite a bit of lore related to this fantasy world and would like ideas for possible pairings you might want to try out.

•   Elder Scrolls

I have sunk so many hours into this game and know a ton of lore related to it. I love these games and know most about Oblivion and Skyrim since those are the ones I have played.

•   Spy x Family

Already tired of the extremely slow burn of the show? Well, we could remedy that and have the best spy and assassin finally realize that they are made for each other. Yor is a virgin, but Loid should know better than to let the world’s best waifu slip past his fingers. Get to it man!

•   Vinland Saga

Really, if you haven’t yet seen the anime or read the manga, go do it. That said, if you felt that Thorfinn’s mom and sister were rudely pushed to the side and left without notice (even though they are 10/10 waifu material), then this could be your chance to remedy such travesty with yours truly.

•   Konosuba

Way too much rule 34 stuff considering it is a comedy show. I have seen too many Aqua’s naked backside pics or Darkness tied in robes to not want to rp this with someone. Please, release me from this pain! I don’t want to be horny anymore!

•   When the Promised Flower Blooms

First of all, if you haven’t seen the movie, hold until Mother’s Day and watch it with your mom. A real tearjerker and a lesson to start appreciating your parents more. Secondly, I can hear already you protesting the fact that I could even suggest rp:ing this wholesome story. You are right of course, but if you allow me to make a small suggestion before you kick me down into the pits of Hell. Remember how Ariel reached his teenage years and had someone comment how he could be the brother of his adopted mother… yeah… what if instead of that, it would have been suggested that she could be an awesome gf material and that gets him thinking. I leave you with this image in mind, enjoy.

•   My Dress Up Darling

Way too much sexual energy to not make a smutty story about it. I don’t think I am alone in saying that Gojo has the discipline of a monk.

•   Warhammer Fantasy

I am not an expert on the lore of Warhammer (haven't even read a single book related to it), but I love the Total War Warhammer game series and would love to explore this world with someone who knows more about it than I do. The story doesn't need to be lore accurate, so long as we are having fun. Playing in Naggaroth and with the dark elves that inhabit it, is something that really intrigues me. Maybe that tells something about me as a person. Also... Morathi is the best mommy on the market, fight me.