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Offline Akkas

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6200 on: December 22, 2018, 02:30:15 PM »
*cheats by writing instructions which hang from his neck as he passes out*

Good idea!! Too bad your succubus does not know how to read...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6201 on: December 22, 2018, 02:33:53 PM »
Good idea!! Too bad your succubus does not know how to read...

Oh c'mon! From all abyss succubus I got the demon high school drop out :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6202 on: April 07, 2019, 05:18:00 PM »
Your non wish is granted with the ability to read... but only speed reading outloud, to the annoyance of everyone around you.

I wish I had a personal chef.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6203 on: April 07, 2019, 05:45:14 PM »
Granted, but they can only good food that is fattening and bad for you.  Soon enough you've gained about 150 lbs...

I wish I had some water

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6204 on: April 07, 2019, 08:11:50 PM »
Granted, but it's from Flint, Michigan.

I wish I had a heart in my thigh gap.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6205 on: April 08, 2019, 02:23:10 AM »
Done! But you need to walk carefully, because now that your heart is between your thighs it can be very easily damaged.

I wish I had a modern, high-end gaming computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6206 on: April 08, 2019, 02:32:26 AM »
Granted, but everything is incompatible!

I wish I had a comfier bed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6207 on: April 08, 2019, 08:07:01 AM »
Granted but now it's so comfy you are late for work every day.

I wish I never needed sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6208 on: May 10, 2019, 04:27:39 PM »
Granted of course, but now you never sleep with anyone ;)

I wish I could get all the things done I have dreamed of doing.

Offline WithGraceandStyle

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6209 on: May 10, 2019, 06:19:07 PM »
Granted of course, but now you never sleep with anyone ;)

I wish I could get all the things done I have dreamed of doing.

Granted, but first you have to make it through all of the nightmares.

I wish I had the power to talk to animals.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6210 on: May 10, 2019, 09:32:19 PM »
Granted, but you can't talk to humans any longer.  only animals, so no one understands you and thinks you are crazy.


I wish I wasn't so tired

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6211 on: May 11, 2019, 07:35:22 AM »
Granted you are now tireless.

Only problem is now you have to constantly eat needing quadruple the normal daily calorie intake of a normal person.

I wish I was a famous author.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6212 on: May 11, 2019, 04:09:34 PM »
You are an outstanding author...  admired in a parallel universe where they cherish all your great works.
You should see them all crying out your name, but alas...

I wish I could understand why everyone else in the world likes quizzes.



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6213 on: May 13, 2019, 08:20:22 PM »
Granted but your brain explodes because the knowledge is beyond what your brain can comprehend.
I wish I had more friends.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6214 on: May 17, 2019, 05:04:08 PM »
Granted, you now have all the friends in the world, which gets a little expensive when buying rounds of drinks.
I wish I looked good in smart clothes.


Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6215 on: May 30, 2019, 11:12:36 PM »
Granted, but the clothes have an AI that point out other flaws.

I wish my laundry would magically be clean, folded, and put away in its correct places.

Offline Kurogane

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6216 on: May 31, 2019, 08:37:21 AM »
Granted, but they have all shrunk and none of them fit now!

I wish I had a new job by next week!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6217 on: May 31, 2019, 07:00:23 PM »
Granted. Guess who’s mucking out the zoo enclosures for minimum wage?

I wish I was a better painter

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6218 on: May 31, 2019, 07:20:59 PM »
Granted you are now able to paint modern art masterpieces. There is only one problem. At night your picture come alive and they are quiet mischievous.

I wish I could sing better.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6219 on: May 31, 2019, 08:17:46 PM »
Granted, but all the gigs you seem to be able to get are in the deaf communities.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6220 on: May 31, 2019, 08:30:20 PM »
Granted! You are now granted an extra hour per day for every hour you spend sleeping. Unfortunately, a law is soon passed increasing work hours per day from 8 hours to 16 hours.

I wish I could get a job making six figures /year.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6221 on: May 31, 2019, 10:26:26 PM »
Granted! Congratulations, you now have a job where you make six action figures per year. Sadly, each figure only nets you a few dollars profit.

I wish I was all caught up on my stories.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6222 on: May 31, 2019, 11:51:02 PM »
Granted. But now you have to wait for replies...

I wish I were twins.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6223 on: June 01, 2019, 12:42:30 AM »
Granted, but your twin is a bad/evil person and everyone always confuses you for him.

I wish I was a character from one of my stories.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6224 on: June 01, 2019, 02:11:05 AM »
Granted, you're the nameless guy that got killed off in order to show how badass the villain is.

I wish I could do the splits.