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Offline Left Palm of Saint Michae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5725 on: August 21, 2017, 11:30:39 AM »
Hail 2 U!

You have a bag of infinitely refilling Twizzlers, but it can't be opened.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

Offline shiroangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5726 on: August 21, 2017, 11:48:50 AM »
Granted! You can be in two places at once, but you turn into an inanimate object when you do.

I wish I had A/C.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5727 on: August 21, 2017, 11:31:59 PM »
Granted. You have an aircraft. Presumably, you have no pilots license, and the aircraft is of the sort that's illegal to own, so you get no use of it beyond being hounded by the authorities.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5728 on: August 22, 2017, 02:04:50 AM »
Granted knowing what you wished for you suddenly get a spark of an idea... then poof you have amnesia and promptly forget a second later.

I wish for a mouth watering meal.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5729 on: August 22, 2017, 02:25:29 AM »
Granted. Your mouth waters alright. Shame it's just out of your reach...

I wish for less malicious wish granters.

Offline Left Palm of Saint Michae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5730 on: August 22, 2017, 02:29:35 AM »
Hail 2 U!

People become generally kinder, but no one can grant wishes anymore!

Man, if only I was an approved member...

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5731 on: August 22, 2017, 02:39:49 AM »
How can I corrupt that wish!? I approve of being approved. I guess I have to try:

Granted. You are approved, but lose all access to the internet just as you've started a good story.

I wish fire ants didn't exist.

Offline Left Palm of Saint Michae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5732 on: August 22, 2017, 02:47:45 AM »
Haha! Good thing I chose useless ability of snail slow internet connection no matter what!

Hail 2 U!

Fire ants are no more! They seized to be! They've expired and gone to meet their maker!..
Yet you become obsessed with them. You try to persuade everyone you know that they've once existed, and become an outcast.

Hmm.. Give me some ice cream!

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5733 on: August 22, 2017, 07:05:02 PM »
Granted. It's even pre-melted so you don't have to worry about drips.

I wish I could type with perfect accuracy all the time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5734 on: August 22, 2017, 08:56:06 PM »
Granted, but technology evolves to a mind control situation and so everyone can just think everything to each other and there is no need for written anything any more. 

I wish I had more lobster to eat

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5735 on: August 22, 2017, 08:59:01 PM »
Granted! Before you appears all the lobster in the world you can eat... though suddenly you find out you are now deathly allergic to shell fish... such a shame


I wish I had a comfier bed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5736 on: August 22, 2017, 09:04:19 PM »
Granted, it's so comfortable you fall asleep and never wake up.

I wish I could go get a pedicure

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5737 on: August 23, 2017, 04:39:35 PM »
Granted. You get a marvelous pedicure, your feet and toenails never lovelier. Unfortunately, it's the day of the Foot-Fetishists Fair, and you are chased by several dozen men who have fallen in love with your feet at first sight! :o

I wish I could find the perfect pink nail polish... :-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5738 on: August 23, 2017, 06:48:17 PM »
Granted! You have found the perfect pink nail polish. You can't use it, though. Full of mercury and lead and all sorts of unpleasantness in heavy metal form.

Congrats on finding it though.

I wish I had a higher tolerance for alcohol.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5739 on: August 23, 2017, 07:19:13 PM »
Congratulations! You can now drink as much alcohol as you want without getting more than a mild buzz. However, you now sleepwalk in a drunk-like state. Enjoy! ;D

I wish I hadn't missed the eclipse. :-(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5740 on: August 30, 2017, 08:54:38 AM »
Granted but you now have bad vision from looking unprotected.

I wish chocolate was a super healthy food you just couldn't eat too much of.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5741 on: August 30, 2017, 05:40:26 PM »
All chocolate becomes super healthy. Unfortunately, in the process, chocolate becomes unsatisfying at best, disgusting at worse.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to bake something nice tonight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5742 on: August 31, 2017, 04:01:30 AM »
Granted. You are now full of energy and productiveness. Unfortunatley, all your ingredients have vanished from your kitchen and all the stores are ağır for refurbishment.

I wish everyone would tidy up after themselves.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5743 on: August 31, 2017, 09:05:24 PM »
Granted, but now nobody can find anything, since people keep moving other people's stuff.

I wish I had an internal MP3 player.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5744 on: September 01, 2017, 01:04:33 PM »
Granted, however it's only a 2GB storage and pre-loaded with elevator music.

I wish I had something to watch.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5745 on: September 02, 2017, 03:48:43 AM »
Granted; there's a lovely new accent wall in your home with wet paint.

I wish my sass was absolute!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5746 on: September 02, 2017, 07:14:06 AM »
Your sass is now absolute! Of course, that means that you now live in a world where nobody understands sass anymore, and you are alone in your sass.

I wish I wasn't tired anymore.

Offline AtlanticBlue

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5747 on: September 02, 2017, 06:30:39 PM »
Granted! You're no longer tired anymore but can now never sleep.

I wish all my electronics never lose charge!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5748 on: September 05, 2017, 10:32:17 AM »
Granted. They lose interest instead, and stop working.

I wish that did not sound as cruel a corruption as it does. Sincerely. O:)

Offline lasciviousxleporidae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5749 on: September 05, 2017, 10:56:30 AM »
Granted! It sounds like a very cruel insult instead.

I wish that the air conditioning would work in my office when it's hot outside!