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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Dizzi

Granted! but it's because of nuclear holocaust

I wish I could work today

InDeCiSive

Granted!  18 hr shift today, and tomorrow, and the day after... you work in a sweat shop.
I wish my cat would feed and water herself.

RavenBlackmoon

Granted! Your cat eats and drinks so much she becomes too fat to walk.

I wish my group roleplays would start.

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but now you cant afford your car payment, so those shoes will get a lot of use


I wish to have my own TARDIS

JadeArwen

Granted, but your forever stuck in a time loop and not able to land anywhere.

I wish the dishes would do them self's.

RavenBlackmoon

Granted, the dishes now do themselves, and mobilize a hostile takeover of your kitchen, having decided that they no long wish to serve you.

I wish I had a new top hat.

IzabellaJ

Granted, but its slightly too big, so it will always fall down over your eyes.

I wish I had a printer that would never run out of ink.
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seffer

Granted, but it takes a lot of electricity usage that you can't use anything else when it's on, including the computer.

I wish I can socialize easily with other people.

Sarah1234567

LMAO! At the last granted wish.

Granted. You now have so many friends from your socializing that they bug you 24/7/365. You can never sleep, eat or do anything as your always answering the phone or the door.

I wish I could afford Pay-Tv.

InDeCiSive

Granted.  The only channel you can afford is all reality tv, the new style (kardashians and honey boo boo 24/7)

I wish I wouldn't have had subway for lunch.  There was something wrong with the spinach.....

IzabellaJ

Granted, instead you had a McDonald's that tasted strangely undercooked...

I wish I could play the violin.
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Quote from: IzabellaJ on August 11, 2013, 09:16:20 PM
Granted, instead you had a McDonald's that tasted strangely undercooked...

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted. Unfortunately, there are no more violins, but if you had one, it would be pretty impressive.

I wish that I had some fruit punch.
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MarissaSeraphOfInsanity

Sim-Sala-Bim! Your wish has been granted! Throws down a smoke bomb for dramatic effect, before placing a pineapple on the table that prompty grows arms and punches him in the face.

I wish for a hot tub filled with beautiful women!
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Quote from: MarissaSeraphOfInsanity on August 11, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Sim-Sala-Bim! Your wish has been granted! Throws down a smoke bomb for dramatic effect, before placing a pineapple on the table that prompty grows arms and punches him in the face.

I wish for a hot tub filled with beautiful women!

The hot tub is actually a freeze tub...all of you freeze alive :P.

I wish for a magic lamp with a sexy genie inside.

JadeArwen

Granted, A genie appears, granting your every wish but says that she must sleep with your ex every night for each wish you make.

I wish there was more time in the day.

Axenia

Your wish has been granted. However due to the longer days the earth rotation causes it to move out of it course and straight towards the sun.

I wish for a wardrobe of new clothes.

SummerWhispers

Granted, but now you live in a fantasy world where women are not allowed to wear clothing.


I wish to live in a house with a front porch in the country.

InDeCiSive

Granted!  Unfortunately the porch is covered in zombies.

I wish I had more sprite left....

SummerWhispers

Granted, but now that is all you will be allowed to drink.




I wish I was already done with my errands.

WashAutumstar

Granted but anything that you want to do you can't for various reasons

I wish I lived in England


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seffer

Granted! You now live in an alternate universe where England is a wasteland.

I wish I'm not lazy.

Dizzi

Granted, but now you can not stop working, even to eat. you die of exhaustion

I wish that my roleplay partners were faster at making replies >_>

seffer

Granted. But it's all one liners.

I wish I'm a manga artist.

JadeArwen

Granted, But your books never sale and sit on shelf's getting dusty.

I wish I had more candy.

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted but it is crawling with Ants

I wish had more ice cream