Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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ErikaWyte

Granted but you die of diabetes.

I wish... I was done typing this.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted, but you can't seem to post it.

I wish I wasn't dead.
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ErikaWyte

Granted but now your my slave.

I wish  you were in a PVC outfit!

Daoine Sidhe

Shiny, tight, and sexual.  Oh dear... my current mood only aggravates the situation.  And you don't have access to PMs or adult forums, yet.  You are cruel, you know that?

*ahem*

Granted.  I don't want to corrupt it... but... the outfit is to big and falls off me.

I wish for a change in subject before this goes beyond the PG-13 rating...
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ErikaWyte

Granted...but only to have it change once/if, I'm approved. ;)

I wish... I had some sangria.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You have five drops of it.  Four of the drops are just the mix.

I wish you had a large sangria.
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ErikaWyte

Granted but the pitcher its in breaks spilling it all over you.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted

Daoine Sidhe

Granted, but I'm still soaking wet and naked.

I wish I wasn't quite so wet.
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Vain

Granted, but now your clothes are on fire.

I wish my back wasn't so hairy.

ErikaWyte

Granted but now the rest of your body is

I wish I had a bottle of wine.

Vain

Granted, but the bottle is empty

I wish I was a little bit taller

ErikaWyte

Granted but your also twice as wide.

I wish my hair was colored

seffer

Granted, but the chemical you use to color your hair turned out the hazardous. You developed a brain cancer.

I wish no one would ever have a cancer again.

FroreQueen

Granted but now they are all diagnosed with irrational cravings of chalk.

I wish I could sleep.
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AmberStarfire

Granted, but your dreams are filled with images of 1980s cartoon characters jumping up and down on your bed all night long. They sing the smurf song and don't.. fricken.. stop.

I wish for a nice coffee.


seffer

Granted. The coffee was so nice you won't be able to sleep for 3 days straight.

I wish to be inspired.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are inspired to take a nap.

I wish I could draw.
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seffer

Granted, but whatever you draw ended up as insulting to everyone else. You're jailed as a result.

I wish you're not jailed.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  I'm free, but only on parole.  I have to be good.  v.v

I wish I could be naughty.
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Audrelline

Granted, but nobody can be naughty with you.

I wish I had had pop-rocks candy.

Vain

granted , but yoiu hate the flavor

i wish i had mind control

FroreQueen

Granted. Unfortunately it only works on baby bunnies.

I wish I had minions. 
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Vain

granted but they are all deaf mutes

i wish i had eyes in the back of my head

FroreQueen

Granted but they’re only badly done tattoos.

I wish I had more books to read.
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seffer

Granted, but they're all just copies from the books you've read.

I wish I could fast forward time.