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Started by alahendra, February 17, 2007, 11:21:59 AM

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alahendra

OK, I know I can't be the only Simpsons fan out there so the point (if you can call it that) of this spam game is that you just put whatever random Simpsons quote comes to mind, with the character that said it...no explanation is really necessary...

For example:

"I'm cold, and there are wolves after me." --Grandpa Simpson
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

#1
"Mmmm . . . forbidden donut."
- Homer

"i'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses."
- Rod or Todd Flanders (I always get them confused)
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

alahendra

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!" --Otto, upon leaving the dinnerware store called "Stoner's Pot Palace".
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

"Dad!  The heathen's gettin' away!"
-Flanders kid (see below)
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

MagicalPen


My On and Offs
When the Ink Runs Dry

Looking/Available for New Games

alahendra

"Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang it would be you." --Homer
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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MagicalPen

"My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star." G-Pa

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" Homer.

My On and Offs
When the Ink Runs Dry

Looking/Available for New Games

Vandren

"Can't sleep.  Clown'll eat me."
-Bart

"It's Eeevil!"
-Grandpa
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

alahendra

"I bent my wookie." 
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."

--Ralph Wiggum
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

#9
"Now Lisa's the Ralph."
-Ralph Wiggum, the Creationism episode

"We've been Yentl-ed!"
-Dolph, the split boys/girls school episode

"And we can have orgies, whatever those are."
-Bart
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

Celestial Goblin

(only one I can remember)

"Big ugly head! Cool!"

alahendra

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

-Bart
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Akioth

"What does it say on my Badge?" (Say's Cash Bribes only) Cheif Wiggum
Akioth has requested an indefinite hiatus of his account.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  ~Abraham Lincoln


Vandren

"Remember when I was Death?  That was cool."
- Homer
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

alahendra

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! "

--Troy McClure
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

“Expand my brain, learning juice.”  (chugs a Duff)
- Homer
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

Vandren

"Lazy Romans!"
- Homer

"We don't want to be the first Christians to die in the Colliseum."
- Bart
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

Akioth

Akioth has requested an indefinite hiatus of his account.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  ~Abraham Lincoln


Lancis

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
I do what my rice krispies tell me to!

Art is  not my work, its source online is now down, but it was a Romusz

alahendra

Mulder: His jiggling is hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

"Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a Viking!"
- Ralph

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
- Ralph, referring to the slaughter house
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

Vandren

"Ah no, the corn!  Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broken."
-Farmer
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

alahendra

Bart (looking up at lighthouse with Homer's sillhouette): "Hey is that Dad?"

Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go."
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

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Vandren

"You are the one who is it."
- Lisa (playing tag after Springfield Elementary gets uniforms)
"Life is growth.  If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead." -Morihei Ueshiba, O-Sensei

Lancis

Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.
I do what my rice krispies tell me to!

Art is  not my work, its source online is now down, but it was a Romusz