Breakup with the person above you!

[Divine Drivel]

I'm terribly bored. With you. With us. With this.

We're breaking up.

Right now.

[Flaming]

You told me you were going to be approved, but I'm tired of this waiting I leave

[Divine Drivel]

You keep putting words into my mouth.

So fine, leave!

[Flaming]

I put words in your mouth because is the only way to have a conversation with you. You never tell me anything

[OrchidofDarkness]

Sorry its not you ...its the medicine. /breakup/

[DeadCell]

*sigh* Still not approved? come back to me when you have an avatar.

[Divine Drivel]

*Cries copious tears before hurling DC's picture against the wall*

It's not my fault!

And when I finally get an avatar, you will rue the day you ever broke up with me.

*Jumps off the building with a parachute*

Goodbye, you shallow piece of meat!

[Galanthor]

I live in constant fear that you might get approved and rape me, better break up now

[Breathless Intent]

Your passion, my dear, is intoxicating! Its what brought us together originally, the fiery look in your eyes and the way your desire flared for me. But now I am seeing its draw backs! Really, is it necessary to be throwing things? The temper tantrums were kind of cute at first but now they are starting to rub my nerves - I have NO MORE frames left! You break them over the silliest things! I just can't do this. Goodbye!

And YOU Galanthor - you are too much of a ninja for me to want to stay with. Go away!

[Divine Drivel]

Your perpetual need for air is drilling a massive hole in my pocket. Oxygens aren't cheap, yanno. I'm off to prowl for someone who doesn't wheeze every 5 seconds. I want you and your clogged air passage gone before I get back. Ok?

[Flaming]

I can't stand nonsense. I need logic.

[Jag]

Logic? Logic?! Where is the passion for chaos and nonsense that I thought you once had? This isn't going to work. I'm sorry.

[Divine Drivel]

I thrive in serenity and sense. That means, I need a new man in my life.

[Jag]

*cries* Why must you always think me a man? Why can't a woman be man enough for you?!

:P

[Divine Drivel]

*Pats your head*

Because, my darling, a woman does not have that delicious pendulum between her legs.

Now run along and get a bigger one for yourself, eh?

[Flaming]

Is size is all that matters to you, well I'm done

[Divine Drivel]

*Inspects her nails with a bored expression on her face*

Size DOES matter. YOU, however, do not.

Because, we're done. Finished.

Capish?

[Belle33]

You're giving up on us already?  I won't beg you to stay.  Goodbye!

[Jag]

You going to show off those delicious thighs whenever you want to whoever you want? I can't handle that. I'm a bit too possessive to handle that.

[Azrael Annavianna]

Seeing you only breaks my heart more because your too good for me, goodbye my love.

[Jag]

Seeing your abs all the time makes me jealous and want to hate you. In fact, it has made me hate you. I can't stand to look at your beauty anymore.

[Divine Drivel]

*Gasps*

You got the last cookie from the cookie jar?!

Noooo!!!

I hate you!

[Belle33]

I totally trusted you to take care of my goldfish.  *points to empty aquarium*  We are so over!

[Flaming]

Goldfish? that was a swarm of piranas, and they tried to eat me. The alligator, the wild cat, I cant stand this passion of yours for dangerous animals

[Divine Drivel]

Why can't you ever appreciate my animalistic side?  :'(

I'm leaving and I'm taking the zoo with me.

Don't look for us in the jungle!