Breakup with the person above you!

[thirteenhearts]

Of course not! You're lazy! You never move anything!

[Cardwolf]

"Thats not what you said two nights ago!  I couldn't get you to move your hips for all the money in the world."

[thirteenhearts]

Oh, bringing up that one time? Speaking of being "up" for things, you rarely are! We're over!

[Cardwolf]

I was always up!  You were just always complaining about your 'headaches!"

[Ramael]

Yah, you know the whole Sunwell thing?

NOT. COOL.

I'm leaving you....




.....for a Night Elf.

[Kunoichi]

*gasp*

You're leaving Cardwolf for a Night Elf? :o

That's it!  We're through!

[haikuoftears]

Yeah I don't want you to tattoo your name on my back sweety. I have low pain threshold. I'm sorry but this won't work.

[Cassiopeia]

You've been wearing those same pantyhose for who knows how long ... which is nasty.  It's over.

[haikuoftears]

You keep sneaking up on me in the bathroom in the dark wearing that stupid blanket, it's not funny anymore. We're done.

[thirteenhearts]

You love the pills more than you love me!

[haikuoftears]

I love my pills more than I love you, im sorry. Goodbye. =\

[despickable]

for being addicted to the pills rather than me we're through

[Cassiopeia]

You keep wearing briefs instead of boxers even though I TOLD you they lower your sperm count!  We are so over!

[Merry Gentry]

I have no idea what color your eyes are.. how can we possible be together?

[Cassiopeia]

I have no idea what your FACE looks like ... how can I possibly trust you?!

[Saerrael]

You never lift that hood. I can't even recall the colour of your eyes any longer.

[The Golden Touch]

I cannot date someone with that many feathers!  They get everywhere in bed!  Damn you!

[Saerrael]

That's because you keep plucking them out.
I don't mind the pain, but how in the world will I fly now? Hmmmm?

[The Golden Touch]

>>;  You're too frackin' good.  And that bless the area thing.  OUCH!

[Saerrael]

It's not my fault you can't take the heat, Demoness. Don't play with fire if you have problems with getting burned.

[The Golden Touch]

Stay out of my kitchen!  Tis miiiiine... You keep turning down the burners!

[Saerrael]

The whole 'bad girl' attitude is cute, but the corruption is ruining my complexion. I'm out of here while I still have some skin left.

[The Golden Touch]

You don't like my whips and handcuffs.... -Cries a little-  But, but the gag ball.  I must leave to find someone that can handle me.

[Saerrael]

Then just go. I know you want to. I mean, you broke me allready, what else is there to pull an Angel down, hm?
No, I get it. I was but a toy you. A project.

[The Golden Touch]

You made a good pet... And then you started to question!  Terrible sub... Blah