Author Topic: Corrupt a wish (Read 230289 times)

Vill · « **Reply #3700 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:22:46 AM »

Granted, but I am only good at ninjaing your posts.

I wish I had a jet pack.

Daoine Sidhe · « **Reply #3701 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:28:14 AM »

A ninja with a jet pack? That's pretty progressive.

Granted! The jet pack is hard to steer, though, and doesn't land very well. You run into things all the time - including the ground.

I wish for more chocolate.

Vill · « **Reply #3702 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:54:41 AM »

Granted! But, you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish I was a space cowboy.

Daoine Sidhe · « **Reply #3703 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:05:23 AM »

Granted. Space ninja pirates hijack your ship, though.

I wish AT&T would just die.

Vill · « **Reply #3704 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:23:53 AM »

Granted, but you have to give its eulogy: and it has to be good.

I wish I had batman's utility belt.

Ironwolf85 · « **Reply #3705 on:** February 06, 2014, 09:54:11 AM »

Granted, but you are not batman, therefore don't know where everything is, you hurt yourself numerous times just looking for a batarang.

I wish I had a nice car, for free.

La Vida en su Muerte · « **Reply #3706 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:24:02 AM »

Granted, but it's a nice Matchbox car.

I wish I had long hair.

Vill · « **Reply #3707 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:39:14 AM »

Granted, but It grows from your eyebrows.

I wish I never had to sleep.

flassche · « **Reply #3708 on:** February 06, 2014, 07:19:53 PM »

Granted, yet now you start to crave it more and more, driving you insane.

I wish I could teleport around to safe on travel time.

Vill · « **Reply #3709 on:** February 06, 2014, 07:24:59 PM »

Granted, but you arrive naked and in a way that is impossible not to draw attention.

I wish I had Sherlock's mastery of deduction.

FroreQueen · « **Reply #3710 on:** February 07, 2014, 11:55:57 PM »

Granted, except everyone just thinks you're crazy and you end up in the loony bin.

I wish the weather was better.

SpiralSpider · « **Reply #3711 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:52:01 AM »

Granted! But then the weather machine goes wonky and starts raining food down on everyone.

I wish I had more sex... >.>

Vill · « **Reply #3712 on:** February 08, 2014, 06:30:20 AM »

Granted, but it's only with Judge Joe Brown.

I wish I could walk on water.

Jazra · « **Reply #3713 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:04:37 AM »

Granted, but you lack time to enjoy your ability; legions of followers now insist on following you and with more tenacity than the most determined paparazzi, they keep demanding your help solving their chicken s*%t problems.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep more often than not.

Adammair · « **Reply #3714 on:** March 28, 2014, 06:36:24 PM »

Granted! As soon as night falls and the sun sets, you immediately fall asleep, whatever you happen to be doing.

I wish to write a story of my greatest desires, and have it come true.

CrimDragon · « **Reply #3715 on:** March 29, 2014, 05:34:57 PM »

Granted.
But some other person live it through.

I can read books only by touching them.

Tristian Pontis · « **Reply #3716 on:** March 30, 2014, 02:49:25 PM »

Granted but you can only read books written in jibberish.

I wish my head would stop hurting.... >.<!

Belle33 · « **Reply #3717 on:** March 30, 2014, 05:22:05 PM »

Awwww - granted. Your headache is gone, but your bottom hurts from being pinched. Don't blame me - it's my mom's remedy.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

Luvan95 · « **Reply #3718 on:** March 30, 2014, 05:32:43 PM »

Granted, but you get the sense intake from both your bodies at the same time, and so can only use one of them a time.

I wish that I would never need to sleep.

Dovel · « **Reply #3719 on:** March 30, 2014, 05:35:34 PM »

Granted, but you must work continuously at a job you dislike.

I wish the Winter would end.

Belle33 · « **Reply #3720 on:** March 30, 2014, 06:21:49 PM »

Granted, it's over. But, only for a day then full on snow for you!

I wish I were 4 inches taller.

Tristian Pontis · « **Reply #3721 on:** March 31, 2014, 12:17:54 AM »

Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Macht · « **Reply #3722 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Tristian Pontis on March 31, 2014, 12:17:54 AM

Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Your lighting grows better, briefly, as the flying saucer centers its tractor beam on you.

I wish I was an approved member of the forum. (wink)

CrystalFeathers · « **Reply #3723 on:** March 31, 2014, 12:22:58 PM »

Granted. But you were approved to be banned.
I wish I could manipulate gravity perception at will.

Shadowclaw · « **Reply #3724 on:** April 11, 2014, 03:43:07 PM »

Granted, but you need to check the warning sticker on the manual.

!!!WARNING!!! USE OF GRAVITY MANIPULATION WILL CAUSE ALL LIFE ON EARTH TO FLOAT AWAY INTO SPACE !!!WARNING!!!