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CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

Started by Lone, September 19, 2009, 07:06:03 AM

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nyneave

Granted. They won't let you join, though.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want in an instant.

Nabeshin

Granted, but nothing you're wearing will follow you there.

I wish to own a bakery.

EpitomyofShyness

Granted, but the day you get it the boiler room explodes destroying the whole building.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Meri

Granted, but you get a job riding in an elevator as a Musak tester.

I wish my book would become a best seller.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
                                            Thomas Edison

EpitomyofShyness

Granted, only it happens after you've died.

I wish I could change my shape at will.

luna146

granted unfortunatly you can never change back

I wish to win big at a casino

EpitomyofShyness

Granted, but you do so at poker and infuriate a very powerful mobster in the process.

I wish someone would create thought paper, a type of paper where the drawing or image you want to make just appears instead of actually having to draw it.

Raveled

Granted, but it only responds to unconscious thought.

I wish I could be the next Peter Molyenux.
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"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All the people in the whole world. I mean everybody. No matter how boring or dull they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, stupid, wonderful worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe." Neil Gaiman

luna146

Granted except that you put all of your companies money into one game and it bombs worse than ET


I wish to be a queen

EpitomyofShyness

Granted, but you become the queen of a Fat Ugly jerk.

I wish I had a computer good enough to play Dragon Age Origins.

luna146

Granted but the cd gets crushed

I wish to be captured by ninjas

Idej

Granted, but your capture was only a mere assignment given to them by their insane daimyo who throws in a dungeon with no food or water.  You are never to be seen again.

I wish that I was a ninja.

Talia

Granted now your a ninja turtle.......
I want a trip.
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

On's & Off's
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Idej

Granted, someone you trips you and you fall down a flight of stair.

I wish I had the avatar above me.

Raveled

Granted, but she's a militant lesbian.

I wish I was the Highlander...
O|O A|A Ideas

"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All the people in the whole world. I mean everybody. No matter how boring or dull they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, stupid, wonderful worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe." Neil Gaiman

Idej


Scribbles

Umm, granted?

Aww, and this was our second special where we actually grant your wish without corruption! Only happens every ten thousand years too... *Sniffs*

I wish that everyone in the world would die, even me! *Hides book on Reverse Psychology and Fooling Fate* @_@
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Pellafin

Granted..but everyone dies in there dreams and wakes in a cold sweat after watching themselves die in a horrible way.

i wish I had the abilities of Ranmaru Shindo, that he had at the end of the anime
Arkady Duvall: You! I don't believe it!
Jonah Hex: Guess I'm just a bad penny.
Arkady Duvall: Why are you doing this?
Jonah Hex: Because I don't like you.

HockeyGod

Granted, but now you're a cartoon.

I wish I could eat pizza for every meal!

Tangi

Granted, however there is glass in every bite

I wish the person I love would love me back.

MasterMischief

Granted, but it is a filial love.

I wish everyone a great 2010.

Paladin

GRanted, but we are all going to die in 2012.

I wish I could have the power of a god.

MasterMischief

Granted, but it is the God of powerlessness.

I wish I had junk in my trunk.

Paladin

Granted, you now have two spare tires and enough parts to build half an engine... in the back of your car.

I wish I was Invincible.

MasterMischief

Granted, you are a ghost unable to interact with the physical world in any way.

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.