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Started by Lone, September 19, 2009, 07:06:03 AM

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DarkAngel

Granted You eat only one to have a craving for another and another and to the point where all you can think about is the first one you eat

I wish I was well known

Doomsday

Granted. You get stalked constantly ::)

I wish I had some more winter clothing.

DarkAngel

Granted , YOu are suddenly in a place where it never snows or gets cold and there are bugs always biting you

I wish I had the perfect body that is in my head

Duncan

Granted, you now live forever as the only person on the planet.

I wish for a pet dragon. 

Doomsday

Granted, he accidentally bites your head off :-) Affectionate little fella

I wish Rush Limbaugh lost his voice.

Raven41174

Granted, but now you sound and act just like him
I wish for independent wealth
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

Ons and Offs

Raven has requested indefinite access restriction.

HockeyGod

Granted, but payment occurs in monopoly dollars.

I wish I could tend a garden.

Bloody Paramour

Granted, But the garden is made up entirely of liquid and makes for a terrible mess.

I wish I didnt hurt all over.
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

HockeyGod

Granted, but now you have an itch in the middle of your back that you can't reach and it will never go away.

I wish I never had to take the garbage out again.

Bloody Paramour

Granted, you don't have to take it out, so the garbage piles up and up an up until it engulfs you, suffocating you to death.

I wish I had the strength to take a shower.
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Doom Cookie

Granted, but your shower water is acid.

I wish I could see my bf...
Plots of Doom
Doom cookies are chocolate chip, they taste like doom which oddly tastes like victory. Even if you nibble on one they will grow back. They just ask that you don't drown them in milk. Doom cookies are too cool to be dunked like your average Oreo cookie.

Pocket Monster ♥ Secret's Bella

Doomsday

Granted, but he can't see you since he's been blinded!

I wish George Martin would finish his damn book already so I can read it.

Doom Cookie

Granted, but it doesn't have an ending.

I wish I was tired.
Plots of Doom
Doom cookies are chocolate chip, they taste like doom which oddly tastes like victory. Even if you nibble on one they will grow back. They just ask that you don't drown them in milk. Doom cookies are too cool to be dunked like your average Oreo cookie.

Pocket Monster ♥ Secret's Bella

Raven41174

Granted, but you never again feel energized

I wish I was GOD
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

Ons and Offs

Raven has requested indefinite access restriction.

HockeyGod

Granted, but everyone is atheist and you have no followers.

I wish it wouldn't snow in October.

Autumn52

Granted I t never snows again and there is a drought

I wish I knew all the new people since I was on vacation
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

HockeyGod

Granted, but you don't like them and they don't like you.

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Raven41174

Granted, but you get a concussion and forget

I wish I had more time to play here
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

Ons and Offs

Raven has requested indefinite access restriction.

Ebb

Granted - you lose your job.

I wish I could speak fluent Greek.

Bloody Paramour

Granted- You can speak fluent Greek, but you no longer have the ability to speak any other language. and translation is an impossibility.

I wish I had the guts to go to the health department and get condoms! *Facepalms*
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Scribbles

Granted, but you're arrested as soon as you enter for carrying around someone's guts.

I wish a pox on the person who posts after me.  ;D
AA and OO
Current Games: Stretched Thin, Very Little Time

Firefly

Granted, but its an extremely contagious strain and you catch it as well

I wish me ma hadn't butchered my hair >.<
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Misery

Granted but you are bald.

I wish I could sleep some more.
“There is no greater sorrow than to be mindful of the happy time in misery.”  - Dante Alighieri

Firefly

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish I could jump right into being a nurse and not take 5 more years of school >.<
Click my links, you know you want to!


HockeyGod

Granted, but your caught for practicing without a license and sent to jail.

I wish I could take a 6 month sabbatical.