CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

Started by Lone, September 19, 2009, 07:06:03 AM

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Firefly

granted but they dont understand your explinations

i wish i wasnt bored...
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Skye

Granted, now you have so many things to occupy you that it's overwhelming.

I wish there was no such thing as procrastination.
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mkkdreams

Granted, but now everyone's obsessive compulsive about everything.

I wish that I had coffee.

Raven41174

Granted, but it is the whole plant

I wish everyone's but my wish would come true
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

Ons and Offs

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Firefly

Granted but they all go horribly awry.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight
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monkeymana

granted but then you'll have to work all day and nights for the rest of your life

i wish someone would IM RP with me

Firefly

granted but they turn out to be the worlds worst rper

I wish I could fly
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Raven41174

Granted, but you fly straight up and outside our atmosphere


I wish I was immortal 
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NSEMinion

Now you're immortal, but you're still aging.

I wish I was already finished with my housework.

Kotah

Granted, but not you have 30 12 year olds living with you.

I wish I was a three legged puppy.
Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

Doom Cookie

Wish granted but they're all rotting off. D;

I wish for an uncorrupted wish that does get me hurt or killed.
Plots of Doom
Doom cookies are chocolate chip, they taste like doom which oddly tastes like victory. Even if you nibble on one they will grow back. They just ask that you don't drown them in milk. Doom cookies are too cool to be dunked like your average Oreo cookie.

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Secretwriter

Wish granted but you live forever without a razor.

I wish for a blow torch to melt Eskimo's Igloo.

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I see hell in your eyes. Taken in by surprise. And touching you makes me feel alive.

♦ Kitty's Brain ♥ Pockets's Lucky Charm ♥ Doom Cookie Monster ♥ Shade's Spanking Machine ♥ Najdan's Sinful Little Devil ♦

Doom Cookie

Ouch.

Granted but it's raining too hard for you to use it.

I wish for a corrupted wish.
Plots of Doom
Doom cookies are chocolate chip, they taste like doom which oddly tastes like victory. Even if you nibble on one they will grow back. They just ask that you don't drown them in milk. Doom cookies are too cool to be dunked like your average Oreo cookie.

Pocket Monster ♥ Secret's Bella

Raven41174

Granted, you get 1 corrupted wish

I wish I wasn't up so damn early
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Doomsday

You get your wish, but you sleep in far too long and miss the day.

I wish Camilla Belle showed up at my house and offered to sleep with me.

Raven41174

Granted, but she kills you in your sleep

I wish there was something worth watching on tv
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Kaiten

Granted, but now life seems boring and you just keep watching... forever....

I wish that a could find gold at the end of a rainbow

Raven41174

granted, but it's only a pennies worth

I wish I had a bulldog
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HockeyGod

Granted, but he's in the form of a tattoo on your left butt cheek...

I wish it was warmer outside...

Eternal Damnation

Granted but it's so hot and you can't get cool down.

I wish that I had a cookie

HockeyGod

Granted but it was made by the chefs from Ernest goes to Camp...

I wish I was getting a massage...

Eternal Damnation

Granted but it's given to you by big bertha from the custodial department of the mental hospital.

I wish that I could fall asleep

Doomsday

Granted... You wake up an hour later, restless :-)

I wish I didn't have to climb all the way down the stairs to use the bathroom.

DarkAngel

Granted , You turn into the undead and never have to go potty again


I wish I could live forever

Doomsday

Granted. You drift on and on through your life, while everyone you know and love dies long before you and you never find happiness... ::)

I wish I had a reeses cup.