CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[Lone]

It does, but then you have to pay for me to fix my car.


I wish I had something to eat...Again.

[Autumn52]

You are always hungry

Granted but it is liver

I wish I had a new wardrobe

[Lone]

Granted, but its from the wal-mart close-out rack!


I wish I was a famous rap start named E-Munny and I made parody rap videos based off of Final Fantsy Fan-Fiction....

(( I am..that..bored..))

[Autumn52]

Granted but no one has ever heard of you

I wish I had a new purse to go with all my new out of date clothes

[Lone]

Granted, but it matches NOTHING in wardrobe.


I wish I could PM Xandi my IM....

[Autumn52]

Granted but she doesn't use it (never happen)

I wish I could walk in a marathon (just walk)

[Dizzi]

granted, but you never walk again afterwards

I wish that ym mouth would stop hurting forever, but I could still fel/taste as well as no drawbacks.

[Raven41174]

Granted, but anything you place in your mouth, can not pass your throat.

I wish I had infinite wishes

[Lone]

Granted, but non of them ever come true.

I wish I had more people on my Yahoo.

[Dizzi]

granted.  but they are all creepy stalkers.

I wish I could get three years of web hosting instead of one

[Misery]

granted but they are always down.

I wish I never had to work again.

[Lone]

Granted, ur poor.

I wish I had more hours at work.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you are a workaholic and do not do anything else

I wish I had a fresh hot cup of coffee just appear and there be nothing wrong with it

[Raven41174]

Granted but you spill it all over yourself causing serious burns.

I wish my wishes came true with nothing going wrong in them

[Autumn52]

Granted but you can not ever come up with another wish

I wish more people were playing the games

[Raven41174]

Granted, but none of them ever log-in

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[Autumn52]

Granted your wish of a million dollars is granted but it is counterfeit and you get arrested

I wish I did not have to get dressed today

[Raven41174]

Granted, but then you trip and get rug burn in many areas

I wish I was as rich as bill gates

[Autumn52]

Granted but the economy crashes and money is worthless

I wish I had a playmate

[Raven41174]

Granted, suddenly Miss April 1952 appears at the ripe old age of 70.

I wish for an end to animal cruelty.

[Autumn52]

Granted but all animals hate you (great wish by the way)

I wish for a day off of work with pay

[Raven41174]

Granted, but that day's pay is your severance package as you are fired.

I wish for the money to get the economy going.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you can not live in the economy you have saved

I wish all the children in the world had homes and full bellies

[Raven41174]

Granted, but the children then over eat and become obese and die from heart attacks.

I wish I could find the cure for all disease

[Autumn52]

Granted but then you fall down and break your neck(great wish)

I wish I had a PhD in sociology