Thing you never want to hear ______ say

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RP7466

list a job title or position and then something you never want to hear them say

For example,

You never want to hear a:  lieutenant say "based on my experience"
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

CynfulTragedy

You never want to hear a surgeon say "Now where did I leave that scalpel?"

Kata

An airline Pilot to his Co-Pilot - "To bad we had to leave that keg party to fly this plane."

GeekFury

A bus driver say to himself - "Pity I failed my driving test five times."

the taken

Never want to hear you Pharmacist say "The only brand we carry is Placebo."

RP7466

you never want to hear me say -"hey watch this"
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Calison

You never want to hear your Dungeon or Game Master say, after rolling some dice, "Well...that's not good for you..."

CynfulTragedy

What's sad is I had a DM actually say that to me once, Calison, lol

Calison

I can't tell you how many times it's happened to me, Cynful xD with my usual DM, I get it in the form of a very visible and distinct cringe. This means he just crit'ed on my character xD

You also don't want to hear your healer say, "Um...I'm out of healing spells for the day..." while still in the middle of an encounter. 

CynfulTragedy

In a D&D session, you never want to hear a rogue say "Oops".

Calison

>.>;; -is usually the rogue in the party- Also can't tell you how many times that's happened xD Becomes less of an issue after 5th level though...usually. 

LadySheikah

You never want to hear the guy on the radio say "Air sapport is going to be another ten minutes." While being shot at in a war zone.

And

You never want to hear a loud unknown sound while rideing in a helicpoter and the pilot says "well that can't be good"
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TheLegionary

A lawyer should never say "to the best of my knowledge"

RP7466

you never would have wanted to hear general custer say "i have a plan"
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Zebu

Things you never want to hear
From your doctor-- "You and whoever you slept with need to contact the CDC.  And pack bags for an extended stay away from home."
From your significant other-- "You mean you don't remember making out with your doorman last night?"
From anyone under the age of 7-- "Oops."
From anyone you employ in a legal or financial capacity-- "Oops."
From anyone you've just slept with-- "Oops."
From your sysadmin-- "Oops."  Or alternately, "How the hell did you manage to..."
Live forever or die trying.

For Great Justice
--Machiavelli.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

Jade

Things you never want to hear your doctor say after he'd just given you a shot, "Oh, what was that I just gave you?"

Nitro

Things you never want to hear a surgeon say after surgery. "Has anyone seen my cell phone?"

Sanai

You never want to hear hear a bomb disposal specialist screaming and running for his life.
What have I become?
My Sweetest Friend..
Everyone I know..
Goes Away in the End.
You Could have it All...
My Empire of Dirt
I will Let you down...
I will make you Hurt.

RP7466

you never want to wake up to hear a woman say "its not suppost to be contagious"
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Jade

You never want to hear a dentist chatting with his nurses excitedly while he has a drill in your mouth.

thirteenhearts

You never want to hear that your veterinarian likes strange meat delicacies.

Shadowsteel

you never want to hear weird snapping noises in your mouth when you think your under anesthesia getting your wisdom teeth removed

Also, you never want to hear your sorceress say " Incoming! That evil Bard made me cast fireball on YOU!"
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Mistress Sorcha

You never want to hear your DM (Dungeon Master) say: "Are you overly disturbed by graphic violence and/or torture?"
I've taken the Oath of The Drake.
Sorcha is currently not accepting any new RPs at this time.


Shadowsteel

Yeesh, no. That was graphic. Had we been anywhere/when else, I would have been shouting more.

You never want to hear a scientist say "Huh. That shouldnt be happening with the reactor"
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Selene

haha!

you never want to hear your teacher say "There's always next year"

Shadowsteel

You never want to hear a dungeon master say "Wow, Ive never seen a Paladin fail a constitution save"

You might not want to hear a druid say that he made his constitution save against a nosebleed

You never want to hear a dungeon master say "they were prepared for you, the room was set up to empower them",

However You definitely want to hear him say:
"yeah, he loses that +1 AC dex bonus"
"You get his weapons, armor, and bag of holding"
"The wizard tosses you a small bag. Inside are 100 platinum pieces. 30 feet down."

and especially
"The NPC says "I know what to do" and begins stripping the corpse... He then proceeds to strip the Drow Priestess completely. She has spider tattoos on both nipples, and a symbol of lolth tattooed on her chest. He binds her, and then shreds her undergarments, stuffs them in her mouth , and ties a strip around her mouth. He then proceeds to hog tie her. You assume the floor is very cold. He then sits on her back, and begins braiding her hair."
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Jade

You never want to hear your lover say, "Is it in yet?"

thirteenhearts

Quote from: Jade on May 10, 2010, 01:53:38 AM
You never want to hear your lover say, "Is it in yet?"

LOL @ Jade's post!  So unfortunate that I've actually "thought" that on several occasions.


Jade

Oh noo! I'm so sorry hahaha. Did it end up being good or was it a complete bust?
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You never want to hear a mother say, "He probably went home and masturbated to the image of you."

thirteenhearts

Quote from: Jade on May 10, 2010, 02:21:03 AM
Oh noo! I'm so sorry hahaha. Did it end up being good or was it a complete bust?
--

You never want to hear a mother say, "He probably went home and masturbated to the image of you."

First of all you never want to hear your mother say the word masturbate!

ugh, complete bust...couldn't continue dating them...

Jade

Ahahah that's true. Then edit:

You never want to hear a mother say anything that involves the word 'masturbate'.

And baww. That totally bites.

thirteenhearts

You never want to hear Maury Povich say "You ARE the father!"  to the 3rd baby momma that has brought you on the show

LadySheikah

I never want to hear a Pilot say "I F*** I hate my life" the slam the cockpit door behind him.
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