He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...

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Zaer Darkwail

....that she forgot she could had got paid 10 years for being slut to someone.

He was so distracted......

Bliss

...that he... uh... what?

She was so snooty...
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Only I will remain.
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Question Mark

...Paris Hilton held nightly worship vigils for her.

He was so muscular...

Captain Maltese

...that he had to leave the house to flex an arm.

She was SO innocent...

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Kalen

... that OJ's glove wouldn't fit her.

He was so wired...

Bliss

...he was a walking replacement for the electrical panel.

She was so distraught...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Zaer Darkwail

.....that Osama Bin Laden felt pity for her.

She was so cold......

Question Mark

...that scientists used her to redefine Absolute Zero.

She was so fit...

Zaer Darkwail

....that breaked world's record being oldest and fittest woman alive.

She was so willing......

Question Mark

...she opened up an American Chinese restaurant.  (inside joke)

She was so busty...

Bliss

...she broke to pieces everything she came near.

He was so well-hung...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Caustic

... that, where others might walk up and stick it in, he had to stick it in... then walk up.

It was so rainy...
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Bliss

...that all the ladies got wet. Men too.

She was so discontent...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Zaer Darkwail

...that she needed build robot out of fun.

She was in such bliss.......

Bliss

...that I felt invaded!

He was so confused...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Zaer Darkwail

...that he was not sure what he was poking on.

She was so lost.....

Caustic

... she couldn't find her own ass with both hands?

He was so superficial...
Stories are for those late hours in the night when you can't remember how you got from where you were to where you are. Stories are for eternity, when memory is erased, when there is nothing to remember but the story. -Tim O'Brien

NightBird

He could shave off his personality in the morning if he wasn't careful.

He was so thorough...

Zaer Darkwail

....that he went trough daughter, mother and granny.

She was so desperate that......

Captain Maltese

...she showed her phonenumber in the shoutbox.

He was so Dominant...

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Kalen

that he pissed all over himself.

She was so flirty...

Bliss

...she never got any sexy writing done.

He was so nosey...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Kalen

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... that his wife said "Oh, Pin.. lie to me, LIE to me!"

*ahem*

He was so slow...

Zaer Darkwail

....that his partner fell asleep during foreplay.

He was so fast......

Kalen

... that HE fell asleep during foreplay.

She was so childish...