CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted, but while it's all fun and games now, it never, ever ends.

I wish I had a better attitude today.

[Tanfan]

Granted, your attitude will be better today but will worsen each day after that.

I wish I had curly hair.

[Autumn52]

Granted but it is so curly that it is unmanageable

I wish everyone in the world would just get along

[Tanfan]

Granted, everyone in the world just gets along, in fact it's all they do, without sleeping, eating, working, etc, causing human extinction.

I wish I could read an entire book in a second.

[Autumn52]

Granted but all the books you want to read are suddenly empty pages

I wish I had a million dollars I want to open a homeless shelter

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but all the money came from questionable clinical studies performed on the homeless.

I wish you would stop turning your back to me.

[Autumn52]

Granted but my face is so ugly that you ask me to turn back around

I wish for world peace

[DairXV]

Granted. But technology returns to the stone age or an evil conspirator now rules the world, take your pick.

I wish for an android.

[Autumn52]

Granted you have Lor, Data's evil twin and he keeps trying to kill you

I wish I had endless energy

[Sweet Innocence]

Granted, but you move so fast that all the people you kiss and cuddle can't catch you to kiss an cuddle back.  LOL

I wish I had my own computer.

[Autumn52]

Granted but Xandi comes with it

I wish I had more money

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but the price of living always increases.

I wish for more love and less hate in the world.

[Skye]

Granted. But now everyone has a fatal attraction to something or someone.

I wish I came with theme music.

[Kaiten]

Granted, but unfortunately it's sung entirely by goats.

I wish I understood what the meaning behind Nirvana songs are

[Skye]

Granted, but that would make you Curt Cobain...buried six feet under.

I wish I had a muse that would let me write consistently.

[Scribbles]

Granted, you now can't help but write consistently bad.

I wish chocolate milk wasn't fattening...  :'(

[Autumn52]

Granted but now it taste like sh........

I wish I could get a few more hours of sleep a night

[Autumn52]

Granted but once in flight you find you can never land

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym everyday

[Starkweather]

You can now!

But you're not allowed to get off the plane.

I wish I could breathe fire and shoot lasers from my eyes.

[Autumn52]

Granted but now you destroy everything you look at because you can not control your new power

I wish I had someone to cook me breakfast

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But, unfortunately, that person is a terrible cook.

I wish I had a license to kill.

[Autumn52]

Granted you are a assassin but now no one wants to hire you

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But you're now not allowed to drink anything else.

I wish I could play basketball.

[Autumn52]

Granted you have every comedy ever made but now you have no sense of humor

I wish I had some pecan pancakes for breakfast

[Starkweather]

Granted!

But they taste like crap.

I wish I had four arms.