Corrupt a wish

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Chasseybaby

Granted! But it is cheaply made and falls apart in minutes...

I wish I could go star gazing in a field full of fireflies...


MiraMirror

Granted, but these are genetically engineered fireflies that feed on human flesh. D:
I wish life was a musical.
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Vill

Granted, but they do all be tone def, illiterate and committed to Opera's shameless attempt to sell cars and bath soaps.

I do be wishin' to find a decent crew to sail the seven seas.

Monkeys Razor

You find the crew and upon finishing your journey of the 7th sea you sink.

I wish I could live in the 1500's.

oceanspool

Granted, but you die horribly of smallpox.

I wish I had a pizza!

Mercurio123

granted, you had pizza, you just don't remember having eaten it.

I wish my download speed would be faster

Beguile's Mistress

Granted.  Your computer downloads so fast now you totally miss the process and keep hitting the button.

I wish I had my laundry all done right now.

Dys Astyr

Granted... But something wonky happened in the wash now all your clothes are misshapen, shrunk, and off colored.

I wish I had someone to make me dinner (midnight snack?)
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Mercurio123

Granted, but the midnight snack is awful and gives you nightmares.

I wish my new sunglasses would turn up today.

Dys Astyr

Granted, but they turn up in several pieces.

I wish it wasn't so hot.
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ChicagoOkie

Granted, but now it is below zero outside and your heater doesn't work.


I wish I had a bouncy ball.
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Dys Astyr

(Don't have a heater, so hey, I'm good.  ;D )

Granted but its haunted and keeps you up all night, knocks over breakable things in your house and keeps showing up no matter how many times you get rid of it.
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Beguile's Mistress

syk doesn't have a wish so that means the opposite of her next randomly utter wish will have disastrous effects. :-)

I wish I had a few more hours in this day.

oceanspool

Granted, you are now trapped in a time loop forever.

I wish I was a famous author!

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but you are famous for being the worst author in history.

I wish I was a telekinetic.
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oceanspool

Granted, but you can only send things hurtling towards yourself at 100 miles an hour.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Boatman

Granted, but you cannot find the cleverly concealed entrance.

I wish I could play an instrument (other than air guitar).
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Dys Astyr

Quote from: Beguile's Mistress on July 12, 2014, 02:00:47 PM
syk doesn't have a wish so that means the opposite of her next randomly utter wish will have disastrous effects. :-)

I wish I had a few more hours in this day.

Opps, that's what I get for posting from my phone before I have my morning tea.  ;D

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Granted, you can now play the air bagpipes, but your not very good at it.

I wish I could breath underwater.
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Beguile's Mistress

Quote from: syk on July 12, 2014, 03:37:05 PM
Opps, that's what I get for posting from my phone before I have my morning tea.  ;D
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Granted, you can now play the air bagpipes, but your not very good at it.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted but now underwater is the only place you can breathe!

I wish my tomatoes would hurry up and grow and ripen.

Mercurio123

granted, they ripen so quickly that they turn brown before you can eat them.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy juice this afternoon.

Dys Astyr

Granted, but unfortunately it was contaminated by some alien bacteria and is causing you do grow strange, pointless extra limbs.

I wish I could type as fast as I can think.
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Gadifriald

Granted, but now you can only think and type in Ancient Ionian Greek!

I wish I had a time machine.
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Dys Astyr

Quote from: Gadifriald on July 12, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
Granted, but now you can only think and type in Ancient Ionian Greek!

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it only takes you back to a really boring day you had a work last month.

I wish I had something to eat right now! >insert stomach rumbling<
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saphireMARIE

Granted - But your teeth all fall out so you can no longer eat the food you are given.

I wish I had somebody to cuddle right now

Dys Astyr

Quote from: saphireMARIE on July 12, 2014, 05:17:03 PM
Granted - But your teeth all fall out so you can no longer eat the food you are given.

Stuff of my nightmares.  :-(

Granted, but your cuddle buddy has terrible BO and a vice like grip and now you can't escape!

I wish my water bottle would fill itself.
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