Christmas Carols from AC/DC

Started by Kaizen, December 16, 2010, 07:59:53 AM

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Kaizen

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I heard Jingle Hell's Bells yesterday and I thought that AC/DC's Christmas Carols suited the atmosphere of E perfectly.  I've posted the lyrics for your enjoyment (I think the second one Jingle Hells Bells is the better of the two):


Mistress for Christmas
By AC/DC

Mistress for Christmas Youtube

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show

Olay

Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital 'S'
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

Said "Yeah"
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it, but I can't get it
I want a Mistress for Christmas
I want a Mistress for Christmas
I got it
Haha yeah
I want a Mistress for Christmas
Come On


Jingle Hell’s Bells
By AC/DC

Jingle Hells Bells

Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'
Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub
Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's

Jingle hell's bells

Ho Ho Ho

Oniya

#1
I'm going to have to share these with Mr. Oniya - he's a big AC/DC fan, and Jingle Hell's Bells hits that wonderful level of 'wrong', just like the other Bob Rivers parody of 'Dirty Deeds'
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Observing Trifles

I heard Jingle Hell's Bells on my town's classic rock station recently... and I honestly thought that I was hearing things. I gotta say, though, it certainly made my Christmas playlist. :)
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my, my, those eyes like fire;
i'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre.
come now, bite through these wires;
i'm a waking hell and the gods grow tired.

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Saerrael

Jingle Hells Bells has been removed from Youtube. Can't find a different version either. *feels like he missed something*

Oniya

Quote from: Saerra on December 18, 2010, 09:50:21 PM
Jingle Hells Bells has been removed from Youtube. Can't find a different version either. *feels like he missed something*

http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8514

Look it up under Twisted Tunes, F-J
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
O/O's Updated 5/11/21 - A/A's - Current Status! - Writing a novel - all draws for Fool of Fire up!
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Saerrael


Kaizen

One more (not from AC/DC) fun one:

ding fries are done

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers,
I wear paper hat.

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.

I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.

Don't bob for fries in hot fat,
It really hurt bad and so does skin graft.

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't eat the bell.
Where is the bell?

Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers,
I wear paper hat.

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are done.
Ding, fries are doneeeeee.