Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Love And Submission

Blue Bunny ice cream is gross. So we can't go out anymore. Bye.


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Belle33

You used ice cream and gross in the same sentence.  We'd done!

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Boatman

You forced me to use ice cream and gross in the same sentence too.
You're too manipulative. So it's over.... If that's OK.
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Belle33

It's only over when I say it's over.  Crap.  Now I'm all confused! 

Okay - wait 5 minutes, then consider yourself dumped. 

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Boatman

Minute 4.
No, I don't like being dumped. So, I've dumped you first.  :P
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Belle33

*Goes back in time and does the up-breaking, which happens backwards because of the time travel thing*....it's complicated!  Goodbye!

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Boatman

We're back together again then.
Oh well, I'm game. Where should we time travel to next?
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Belle33

But... What?  I sooo should have finished my tardis license. 

We may be together now, but in future's past - we're through!

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Beautiful Mystery

Look Belle...I'm sorry but we have to break up.

You never wear pants! Gosh, I can't take you anywhere. So we are done.
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Belle33

Mrs Pott meet Mr Kettle.  You have no pants either!  I thought we were united in our no-pants philosophy.  *sighs*  I hate that we're not on the same page.  This just won't work.  It's over!

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SpiralSpider

Belle, I'm sorry... You need to be committed. You seem to think you are made of win when you are clearly beautiful woman in stead! I wish you well.
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TheSilentBang

SpiralSpider, I'm sorry but this is the end. I can't put up with your cooking anymore. I just will not eat another cauliflower trifle. I just can't.
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blue bunny sparkle

Silent Bang.

You never show me your face. Or your body.

I think that's weird.

Come back to me when you are ready for that next step between us.

And DONT say its that fear of commitment crap. Cause I've heard that one a hundred times!

Love And Submission

You never show me anything above the knees. I think that's weird.


GOOD BYE.
  I SAID GOOD BYE MA'AM. GOOD. BYE. LEAVE! GOOD BYE! GO! GET OUT OF HERE! GO NOW I SAY! GO! SCOOT!


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blue bunny sparkle

Well.

For your information DTW... I think its weird that you only have letters in your name. And not like, you know... an actual NAME. What are you hiding? Are you a secret agent? Are you a double agent?

What's the story here, bub?

Until you fess up... I just can't stay with you!

Sincerely,
BBS

Boatman

#9390
Dearest Blue,

In combat training, sob, they taught us, sob, how to break bunnies ....

Sorry, I just cannot continue.
I know it is no excuse, but we had to eat.

It is just that when I see you lying there...

Sob.

Bye.

Boats

(PS we let all the bunnies go ... Hurrah!)
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Cayenne

"Boatman"

Let me just say, this is the worst case of false advertising I have yet to encounter. All this time, traveling by sea, or river, or whatever sort of body of water you were so fascinated with, and me, all the while waiting for us to ARRIVE someplace, yet, off we went again!

"Where's your farm?"

"Is that a euphemism?"

"No seriously, where are your fields?"

"Sorry baby, I do the plowing"

And and it went! It wasn't until we got pulled over by the coastguard on some, extended journey where you were showing off how fast you could row as we sped passed some cigarette boat that I'd realized what the truth really was.

Turns out! You're not the "Oatman" of whom, has vast fields of shimmering plants that wave in the breeze, and roll like the ocean, yet, cause no cold spray of undrinkable water.  No, oxen to help you till the pasture, not even a single acreage to speak of! Just some, "shared waterways" like you're some kind of hippy.  You know what, I'm done with hippies, I want a man who will put down roots! Not, anchor and float around like a lilypad.

Maybe you can call me when you actually acquire some "Land" of your own, till than, I'm staying with my NEW girl friend Ceres, she knows a thing or two about Cultivating relationships!

Cayenne

"My mind is not in the gutter, I just happen to have a really good view of it from my high horse"


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blue bunny sparkle

#9392
Dear Cayenne

I don't think you've noticed... but your red hair is the same color as my red hair. We look like we planned it. We look like trouble when we are seen together. And of course we are.

But.

How I am I supposed to keep my falsely innocent persona going in the midst of all that red?

It can't be done! You will find me with someone unassuming!

saphireMARIE

Baby...

I love you and all but...

I like to be handcuffed sometimes too.... so this isn't working out.

I'm sorry bunny

but its over.

Bye.

Tellius

Saphire, I am sorry but I like Rubies more...

Chasseybaby

Tellius you left our underwater home to ransack a city? I need a man at home not a monster... I guess this is good bye....

Boatman

#9396
Dear CB. It is so frustrating that you cannot hold your breath long enough to complete our love making on the sea bed. I tried to help by offering you the strap on air bottles, but you say you are too proud to wear them.
I am sure the blame is mine in some way.
But there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
B
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saphireMARIE

You smell too fishy... even for me!

Sorry but the smell is just too much,

Bye Boaty

Boatman

sM,

You never turn the light on.
I know you are a little shy... But...
To always be in shadow... Even when subathing naked!
It's not for me, sorry.
Bye.
B
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blue bunny sparkle

Boatman!

When you said we'd take a little trip, a fun adventure... you forgot to mention that fact that I had to row you all over the damn ocean! Just a little further you said and I'll take a turn. But did you? No! You only cuffed me to the bench and put a flogger to my back (well, okay... I admit I liked that part). Then! Oh god then! You started talking in that pirate voice! All, "Put your back into it me'pretty!" and "Ya row like a landlubber!" and the worst, "Arrrgggg!"

Well this girl's rowing away to find a real pirate that knows what to do with a girl in cuffs... and a flogger! P.S. Its NOT rowing!

So long 'Capt'n!