Breakup with the person above you!

[blue bunny sparkle]

Please Shekinah,

You say this is the day...

This is the day you'll finally do the laundry.

This is the day you'll finally do the dishes.

This is the day you'll finally take the dog to vet to get his nails clipped.

This is the day you'll finally braid my hair into fabulous mini braids.

Well, I'm tired of waiting. THE DAY NEVER COMES!

So, my dear kitty, this is the day I'm leaving you!

[Shekinah]

blue bunny

you sparkle all the time. In the beginning it was fun and such
but by now, I'm so sleep deprived because you keep sparkling all night long.

So time for you to go, I need my sleep.
bye bye bunny

[Trigon]

It's all over, thank goodness!

[UnnoticedLoner]

Trevino, we had a good few months together. To be honest, they were the best moments in my life. But ever since you screwed me over, I cannot forgive you. So with that being said, I am done with you. It's over. Goodbye.

-P.S. I want my unicorn back. I know you stole it.

[Stone]

Since you wanna be a loner so bad
I'mma give you the opportunity you never had
When you was a kid and had a thousand friends
Send in your checks to Kanye, raft! O8)

[blue bunny sparkle]

Okay Stone, so you said you liked breath play. And then once we were living together, all of a sudden you didn't want to do it anymore. You wanted to watch the game you said. You wanted to mow the lawn you said. You wanted to read the paper. Wha? No one reads that paper any more!

Look! I'm sticking my neck out here for you. Okay? Okay?

Okay fine! We're through! I'm moving back to my mothers!

I'm gonna go find another hand Mister.

[Stone]

Just as I thought. It's all about your mother. Go do what you have to do. I'll be moving in with the bartender. O8)

[himawari]

I am sorry. You drink too much and become all stoned. Never giving me the attention I needed.

[Left Palm of Saint Michae]

Annarose, I don't think I can tolerate this anymore! You know I have to do three jobs because I need money, and you don't contribute to my cause!

[himawari]

So money is more important than the people you love? Is money really everything to you? Well then........bye.

[Left Palm of Saint Michae]

You know I need expansive medicine, I have cancer for god's sake! You twist the truth to sound convincing, and I'd better then date lier!

[Left Palm of Saint Michae]

You know I need expansive medicine, I have cancer for god's sake! You twist the truth to sound convincing, and I'd better die then date lier!

-fixed crucial typo

[Cryptic]

I'm sorry left palm... but ever since you lost your right palm you look... just awkward. It's over until you get the other palm out of your pants.

[Merry Gentry]

I'm sorry CrypticSayings, I just never quite understand what you are saying to me and I need someone a little more direct.  Sorry!

[Swashbuckler]

Not the type of pearl necklaces I was thinking....


Farewell...

[BentLycan93]

You are cheating on me with some pirate wench, how dare you...

May your never forget..

[Jail Rose]

You're kissing a boy in front of me?! How dare you, Lycan! I thought I could trust you!

Goodbye!

[Kaspider]

I'm sorry but I like turtles more. Snakes don't cut it! Bye bye.

[Minty]

You kept leaving your swords all over the place!

[Kaspider]

Your mint is growing under our bed! You know what? You need them swords for some serious mint gardening. Goodbye for good.

[BentLycan93]

I'm sorry but I don't think we'll work. Im not into violent turtles. Take care.

[Merry Gentry]

You're always kissing other people, and not me!  I need someone that will kiss me!
Good bye!

[Kaspider]

You went to the masquerade party with... Who? Oh my God, no way.

[Merry Gentry]

You're always hiding in your shell.. I need to see the real you!
we are done, buh bye

[BentLycan93]

I'm sorry I'm not into lace. Can we just be friends?