Corrupt a wish

[Story Tale]

... and now you do. Only chocolate cake. Forever.

(It is a bad thing, promise, lol.)


I wish that I had a green thumb. :(

[wiccaangel311]

granted now you literally have a green thumb  >:)

I wish i had a swimming pool full of chocolate pudding

[dutchprof]

granted -- it's worse than quicksand.

I wish for a flat screen.

[AribethAmkiir]

Granted.

It's called a window.

I wish I had something to do.

[wiccaangel311]

granted it's cleaning your bathroom

I wish i had someone to play with

[AribethAmkiir]

Granted.

Jigsaw comes for a visit.

I wish wicca had made a different wish.

[dutchprof]

granted -- she wished for me

I wish to satisfy my partner

[Story Tale]

Granted, but now you can only satisfy them, leaving you very unsatisfied. :(

I wish I would win the lottery.

[wiccaangel311]

granted you won two dollars

i wish jigsaw would go away

[AribethAmkiir]

Granted...

...but you wake up to find yourself in an insane deathtrap.

I wish wicca escapes.

[wiccaangel311]

YAY granted but now I blame you for jigsaw putting me there in the first place

I wish Ari will forgive me for blaming her

[Caitlin]

Granted, but now everybody else blames you. (Well except me.) ;)

I wish I was at a tropical island with all of you. ;D

[Flaming]

Granted, but is one of those little islands with just a palm tree, and we have to climb one on the other just to stay dry.

I wish I could manage to climb on some pretty lady, instead of being squeezed between two bulky studs on this damned island!

[Mordred]

Granted. Sadly, your flames ignite the lovely silken strands of the pretty lady you climb and she grabs a bucket of water that happens to be at arms reach and.. suddenly.. you are Flaming nooooo longer. *listens to the sizzling sounds.. saddened.. bowing head for a moment*

I wish I could cut the middle-man of gadgets and electronics.. using my own mind/thoughts to interact with internet with communication, downloading, uploading, etc.. in every possible way. eDred.. yep.. that'd be my new name/title. ;D

[Caitlin]

Granted, but now everybody sues you for infricting on their patents!

I wish I had a submarine.

[Chantal]

Granted, but it is made of chocolate.

I wish someone wanted to publish my stories.

[Caitlin]

*Om nom noms the chocolate!*


Granted, but unfortunately the company is terrible and promoting your novels.

I wish I had more chocolate, a submarine wasn't enough. :P



Ps. If you want tips for getting your stories published, feel free to contact me through pm and I'll hook you up with a great website for it. ^_^

[Story Tale]

Granted, now you have more chocolate than you can handle and most of it melts, leaving you with a yucky, gooey mess. Fun to slip around in for a few hours but the clean up?!? Wow.

I wish all the work lined up for today would magically finish itself.

[Chantal]

Granted, but your work finishes itself all the time now, so you are fired.

I wish I was a kind of celebrity.

PS. Caitlin, thanks! I will certainly look for this then I have more storied to show :)

[sweetgirl91]

Granted but you develop a bag drug habit and are trampled by paparazzi during a press conference regarding your stint in rehab. :D

I wish my back didn't hurt :(

[Flaming]

Granted, your back now is desensitized. You can't feel the pleasure of a massage though.

I wish I was a masseur

[Ironwolf85]

Granted, here's the oil, get to work on the fat sweaty patrons till your fingers bleed!

I wish I was a better writer.

[CandyLips]

Granted, but now your amazing writing skills cause others to become so intimidated by you that no one will write with you.

I wish I was the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.

[Chantal]

Granted, but now you are so scared to get old that you spend months in the clinics for plastic surgery.

I wish I had a Maine Coon! Ginger one.

[Ryan]

Granted but it despises your very existence and devotes its entire life to scratching your face off with its cute little paws.

I wish I could get rid of my cold.