Would you like me if I.....

[Lapine]

Of course, although I don't care for it myself.

Would you like me if I preferred to have eggs for dinner instead of breakfast?

[Captain Maltese]

Eggs for dinner are a bit lean menu for my taste. Top score for protein of course but I need vitamins and lots of them. How about we meet half way and have Dutch pancakes, or a farmer's omelet with potato and cheese and fried peppers?

Would you like me if I wanted a rich fish and prawns stew with flat bread or corn bread on the side, for dinner?

[AmandaKD]

Yeah I've barely had seafood but fresh water fish is another story.

Would you like me if I made less spicy wings for you

[Trigon]

I love those wings to be as hot as possible actually.

Would you like me if I ate a habanero pepper by itself?

[AmandaKD]

I never tried it, haha it won't make me like you less.

Would you like me if I dragged you along for a hike

[Trigon]

Sure, as long as the location is right!

Would you like me if I gave you a Krabby Patty?

[Belle33]

Yes, yes I would!

Would you like me if I gave you the secret formula?

[Captain Maltese]

I'd be content with just a clue about what you were talking about?

Would you like me if I'd rather write than watch tv shows?

[Lapine]

Certainly.  Especially if you let me read what you write.

Would you like me if I wanted to live a more rural lifestyle?

[Captain Maltese]

....define rural. I define the postapocalyptic future as 'freedom from cell phones'.

Would you like me if I took you up on that offer without blinking?

[Lapine]

Absolutely!

Would you like me if I asked you to do all the "man chores"? 

[Captain Maltese]

Define man chores? I have been living along long enough that they all are man chores for me now.

Would you like me if I could use a sewing machine or a bread machine with the same ease as I use the motor saw and the pneumatic drill?

[Lapine]

Yardwork, fixing things, building things..."man" chores ;)

Why yes, that'd be great.  The more skills everyone has, the better.

Would you like me if I inadvertently forgot your birthday :(

[sree]

Yes, but there will be some making up to do :D

Would you like me if I took you on a world tour?

[Belle33]

Yes, yes I would.  I'll pack tonight.

Would you like me if I let me passport expire?  Oppps!

[Despairs]

No, because it would mean no more witty banters or arguing like an old couple. Would you like me if I did all the housework, leaving you with nothing to do in the house?

[Belle33]

Cute.  But housework is never done.  I'd like you for trying.

Would you like me if I made your favorite dinner but dropped it all on the floor just before serving it?

[willow]

Yeah. Let's order some pizza

Would you like me if I made your dinner very spicy

[Despairs]

You're talking to someone who lives on spicy foods, of course I would like you. Would you like me if I was a robot?

[Captain Maltese]

It would be interesting, even highly so for a while, but in the end we all want to be wanted. And I have difficulties imagining a robot yearning for a specific human's touch, for a certain voice to speak.

Would you like me if *I* was a robot?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I think I would as long as you followed the universal rule.

Would you like me if I studded you brownies with walnuts and raisins and marshmallows?

[Despairs]

Sure. Would you like me if I defended you in combat, disobeying your orders to engage the enemy until backup arrived?

[Captain Maltese]

I would admire your bravery. But you'd be in big big trouble until I felt certain you had understood the meaning and value of leadership, plans and orders obeyed. I might even promote you, if I felt such cruelty was necessary.

Would you like me if I was your commanding officer?

[Despairs]

I would like like that. I could  learn plenty from you. Would you like me if I became a dictator and made you my second in command?

[Captain Maltese]

oh yes. A few early successes would earn me trust to win  you over. One woudl come when we had traded places. Notthing to fear for yo though. I only implement disappearances for people I like.

Would you like me if I insisted on  being called Generalissimo in bed?