Chaos In Your Town: When Giant Robots Attack

Started by TheGlyphstone, February 15, 2012, 06:16:39 PM

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TheGlyphstone

Want to exterminate a hated rival? Feel like nothing could make your life more exciting?

Just go to http://www.chaosinyourtown.com, punch in the address of the house or home that you want utterly destroyed, and then enjoy real-time footage as your very own giant stompy death robot is dispatched to level the property. Supplies are limited, call now!

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TheGlyphstone

Whoops. Typo in the link now fixed. Let the robot rampages begin!

GhothaAyala

*Types in the whitehouses's physcial address.*

>:)

Callie Del Noire

Blew up my home in my home town..the first beam went through my bedroom window!

DudelRok

Brings a whole new level to those "Tell me where you live and I'll come kick your ass" arguments you get in game forums. XD

"Kick my ass? Give me YOUR address and I'll send robots to destroy you! O.O"

I AM THE RETURN!

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