Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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MusicNeverDies

You do make up your mind, but it's not the for the thing you're trying to think of a solution for.

I wish I had an identical clone so I could be in two places at once.

Hollin

Granted....but all your friends like her better and never come to see you anymore.

I wish I could get a solid 8 hours sleep for a change.

Kalen

Granted, but it's the wrong 8 hours.

I wish I could be utterly emotionless.

Maeven

Granted but because you are utterly emotionless, you alienate everyone around you and die completely alone. 

I wish that I cared more about climbing the corporate ladder. 
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

dart

#779
granted, but on the day when you were going to become president of the business you trip and knock the secretary off balance causing the cafe the secretary was holding to spill all over the CEO. This doesn't make the CEO happy. In fact you are immediately fired and thrown out the doors by huge bodyguards.

I wish I had a life.

The Great Triangle

Granted.  You find a 1 up mushroom and eat it.  You now have an extra life.  When you die, you will come back to life, forcing you to go through the agony of life and death once again.


I wish I was a living, breathing, real life dragon.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs

dart

One day when walking you trip over something. You look back and its a glass orb. you pick it up ad suddenly you see the ground rushing up to you. you close your eyes. Your skin starts to itch. you move to scratch it but suddenly you fall on your face and find out you hands and feet have shrunk. you walk you try to look at yourself but realize that you neck has becoume strange. you decide to start to crawl around. everyone seems to be afraid of you. when you gett to the nearest shop you glance at the glass and then stop in your tracks  you suddenly see yourself. and realize what you are. A flightless komodo dragon. eventually animal control comes to capture you and you are shot when you try to get away from them. you have wished to become a dragon, and thus you have died a dragon. you wish has been granted.


I wish I had the same powers as one of The Wonder twins.

Mathim

Granted, but since there is no other twin around, that renders it useless. (I think...don't know if that's accurate about their powers, that they're co-dependent.)

I wish my clothes weren't so tight around my thighs while I'm riding my bike.
Considering a permanent retirement from Elliquiy, but you can find me on Blue Moon (under the same username).

Inerrant Lust

Quote from: Mathim on August 11, 2008, 04:18:22 PM
Granted, but since there is no other twin around, that renders it useless. (I think...don't know if that's accurate about their powers, that they're co-dependent.)

I wish my clothes weren't so tight around my thighs while I'm riding my bike.

Granted; your pants fall down to your ankles during your bikeride, interfering with your stride and sending you veering into the curb, half-naked.

I wish I could have a crush on the olympic gymnists without feeling like a dirty old man. (I'm only 18! :'()

The Great Triangle

Granted.  You're now a three foot tall chibi.  Good luck thinking of yourself as an old man now!


I wish Xylophone puppy adverb grugnir.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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Muff Diver

Granted... I guess. Take it away, Xylophone Puppy!

I wish I was a beautiful mermaid with the perkiest seashells in all the ocean. *wink, wink*
My special kink list!

dart

granted. congratulations You are now the flat chested mermaid who owns the worlds largest seashell's
(don't ask exactly what you want, and you won't exactly get what you want. *laughs* mwa hahaha Ok I have had my fun for today)

I wish I had a better sense of humor.

Josietta

Granted. You are now known as Mel Brooks.

I wish fairytales really did come true.

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dart

#788
they already do... in books and story's.

I wish that the next wish I could grant.

MusicNeverDies

Granted, however due to the paradoxical nature of the situation, Paradox explodes. Take this as a positive or negative, we at E have varried opinions on the issue.

I wish it was Monday.

dart

granted. the government  has now taken away all weekend and replaced them with Mondays.thank you for makeing us all work more. (note where I am it is a Saturday)

I wish the days were back to how they originally were  (T.T)

MusicNeverDies

Oddly enough, that is actually a great way to fix my problem. I approve of your work on my wish.

They are, but I hunt you down for making the wish.

I wish I hadn't burnt the popcorn.

dart

granted. the popcorn fine. but now your house burns down.  :o

((( I only wanted there to be weekends, I don't care if it is still Monday  :'( )))

I wish I couldn't be found by those hunting me.  :P

MusicNeverDies

Granted. The people specifically hunting you do not find you. But Michale Jackson and Richard Simmons do.

I wish that the movie I wanted to rent had been in stock.

jstarz

Granted, but the DVD is degrading and its their only copy.

I wish I had some cake.

dart

granted. someone ordered a 3 story cake and it arrived at your front door. I just wonder how you are going to pay for it. :o

I wish wasn't so lazy and unmotivated.

The Great Triangle

Granted.  You now live your life with a crazy stalker chasing after you.  If you relax for one moment or care to beleive that you're truly alone, you'll end up tackled and mauled.  That should get you moving!  Good luck bathing though.

I wish I was a lesbian.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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Mathim

Granted but all the laws against discrimination are repealed and you're ostracized by your community and family for your lifestyle.

(Pretty good one, eh?)

I wish my friend Mike hadn't wasted his life.
Considering a permanent retirement from Elliquiy, but you can find me on Blue Moon (under the same username).

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but since he was doing better things he never became your friend in the first place.

I wish my life was less like a bad soap-opera.

The Great Triangle

Granted.  It's now like a bad action movie.  Your sudden ability to kick ass is impressive, and the random sex is fun, but all of the explosions are a little bit grating, and the fact that computers can do anything through the magic of hacking is just plain irritating.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs