Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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jstarz

Granted but she's on strike.

I wish I had a sense of rhythm.

Maeven

Granted, but no one else can hear the music you're moving to.


I wish that beer was calorie free.

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

Kalen

Done.  'Beer' now comes from your household taps.  It's colorless, odorless (except in Miami) and mostly tasteless, like my jokes.

I wish that I got paid to write.

Paradox

Granted, but you're doomed to never write the material you truly wish to.

I wish "thee" and "thou" were still a mainstay in our everyday vernacular.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, but also everyone dresses and drives on work with fashion what exchisted on time when 'thee' and 'thou' were used (I think it was 1600 century? Anycase hudnreth or more years back :P).

I wish I would be in hentai movie in real life.

(I know I will regret this XD)

Bliss

Congratulations, you're the star in a bukkake tentacle video! ...and you aren't the one with the tentacles.  ;D

I wish the corset-and-skirt look were in vogue.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Zaer Darkwail

I quessed it would be you who snatch this bait Bliss :P.

You get the corset-the-skirt look like in vogue but also you transform into 50 year old fat prostitute who is now located in Paris slums.

I wish get free porn from web safely and without getting arrested.

Paradox

Granted, but it's all sickening kiddie porn.

I wish that was a crime punishable by death.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Atlus

Granted. Anyone caught viewing porn featuring a minor will be killed. By the way, the girl in the porn you just watched had two more hours to go before turning eighteen. Good luck avoiding those death squads.

I wish I could step into any porno I choose as a participant.
How profound such profanity can be.

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Paradox

Quote from: Atlus on July 24, 2008, 10:58:40 PM
Granted. Anyone caught viewing porn featuring a minor will be killed. By the way, the girl in the porn you just watched had two more hours to go before turning eighteen. Good luck avoiding those death squads.

I wish I could step into any porno I choose as a participant.

Granted. Now you can participate in being violated in the orifice of your choice by a variety massively muscled, sweaty men.

I hardly ever watch much porn these days. The girlfriend frowns upon it. When I do watch the occasional flick, I wish it had more of a decent background story and running plot.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Kalen

*ppsssst.... you need to do a wish, too*

Paradox

Quote from: Paradox on July 25, 2008, 06:32:30 AM
Granted. Now you can participate in being violated in the orifice of your choice by a variety massively muscled, sweaty men.

I hardly ever watch much porn these days. The girlfriend frowns upon it. When I do watch the occasional flick, I wish it had more of a decent background story and running plot.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

dart

granted. However it is the same one every time.

I wish for a good RPG that I could participate in

MusicNeverDies

Granted, however it dies a week after you join.

I wish the Dr. Horrible blogs were back online.

dart

granted. The Dr. horrible blogs are now back online however it is now about bad jokes and lame comebacks.

I wish I had a young looking cute (in attitude and appearance) cat girl(not furry, just ears and tail) who would be my pet.

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but she runs away the first day you get her.

I wish I could read faster.

dart

granted. however your eyes go bad from reading so much.

I wish I could get my cat girl back

Mathim

Granted, but it's only for 30 seconds.

I wish they'd start releasing the DVDs of the Simpsons faster.
Considering a permanent retirement from Elliquiy, but you can find me on Blue Moon (under the same username).

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but as soon as you get them all the DVD players are taken back in an evil plot invented by the people who made Blue-ray.

I wish I had a playstation 3. Just for GTA 4.

Kalen

You have a Playstation 3, and GTA 4... but some ASS installed a parental control, and you can't play it. 

I wish that I could be here evenings and weekends, all the time.

MusicNeverDies

(So do I.  :-X ) Alright but all your current threads get deleted and you have to start all over.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

Kalen

No LJ?!?  I'll get MURDERED for that.

Granted... welcome to the new Ice Age.  I hope you brought your furlined panties.

I wish that this is going to be a quiet week at work.

Paradox

Granted. It's so eerily silent that it almost seems as if everyone at your workplace has died.

Upon further investigation, you find that they have indeed shrugged off their mortal coil. This leaves you alone to shoulder the burden of your entire company's workload.



I wish Fish Oil wouldn't give me such heinous burps.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

dart

granted. however now eveything other than fish oil makes you gassy.

I with for magical powers

Bliss

You have the power to detect typos and misspellings whenever they are being made, by anyone aywhere - in fact, you can't NOT be aware of them, and the madness shall consume you from within.

I wish my throat didn't hurt so bad.
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3