Perverted Wishes

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The Great Triangle

Granted.  Unfortunately, the only type of leather furniture available is dungeon equipment, which you seem to be spending more and more time on lately...



I wish I had a girl that laid golden eggs which I could sell for a living.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs

Paradox

Granted. Now the eggs that she sheds during her monthly cycle are golden, and you have to put up with a weeks worth of bloated, cramped bitching just so you can fish out a tiny little speck of gold.

(hey, you didn't specify what kind of egg!)

I wish I could still sleep as well as I did when I was a kid.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Hollin

Granted, though the bed-wetting causes you to spend a fortune every month in new sheets.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Paradox

Granted, but you spend them asleep, so they're pretty much pointless.

Also, when you're sleeping during those extra hours, it's next to someone who constantly wets the bed (evil cackling...revenge is sweet, I don't care what they say)

I wish the price of gas would go down.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

ShrowdedPoet

Granted but you no longer have a car to put gas in.

I wish that people weren't God damned idiots!
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
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The Great Triangle

Granted.  Now people are blessed idiots.  Now every day when you step out to get the newpaper, someone rolls their lawnmower, a teenager streaks past after somehow setting himself on fire, and the drunk driver who clipped the lawnmower slams into your neighbor's house.  And yet, none of these people get hurt in the least, and they keep on being even more of idiots.

I wish I lived in an underwater research lab.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs

Sethite

Granted. But it's leaked. Terribly. So you have to spend most of your time working on it.

I wish I had bigger room.
Truly, madly, deeply...

MusicNeverDies

Granted, it gets a foot longer, however three people move into it with you.

I wish that I had an attractive boyfriend who would know how to please me.

Sethite

Granted. He is handsome and he knows how to please you. But he's also a gay and haven't any interest in women  ;D

I wish I had house in the country.
Truly, madly, deeply...

MusicNeverDies

Why are they always gay? xD

Granted, but the only reason that land is not developed is because of the constant tornadoes that hit there every week.

I wish I could fly.

Kalen

You can.  But you're now a longhaired Git who runs from shampoo.  You know who I mean.

I wish my course was OVER.

MusicNeverDies

Quote from: Kalen on June 26, 2008, 10:33:37 AM
You can.  But you're now a longhaired Git who runs from shampoo.  You know who I mean.

I wish my course was OVER.
XD Ohyes. Now I can do myself!

Granted, your course is over, but since it was rushed finished the company removes all internet access from your office until you do the whole thing over again.

I wish I could finish my novel.

Sethite

Granted. But when it's finished, you're totally unsatisfied from the finish.

I wish I had a lingeire butique only for me.
Truly, madly, deeply...

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but since it's only you it makes no money and has to shut down immediately.

I wish I was taller, but still within normal height. (No making me a giant!)

ShrowdedPoet

Granted but now normal height is 3 foot. . .

I wish that my tea wasn't so hot so I could drink it.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Hollin

Granted.   Now its frozen solid and stuck to your cup.

I wish I could work from home every day.

The Great Triangle

Granted, you become a professional slave girl who's home is the dungeon of her current master.

I wish I had a zepplin with a death ray and a magnetic rail gun for fast transport.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but the price of fuel stays as it is and you never get the money needed to make the thing fly.

I wish I could watch The Dark Knight right now.

ShrowdedPoet

Granted, you watch him as he comes right at you about the run you through.

I wish that I didn't have to be at work today.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Cutter

Granted, the workplace for you dissolves and is no more...

but you have to mow my grass and cut my hedges. ;)
I am the Dark Unspoken that dwells within, weighted by the chains of your preconceptions. Release me and I shall release you.

My On's and Off's :

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=13915.0

Sethite

Cutter forgot about his wish, so I'll take the turn.

I wish I had a long, natural green hair.
Truly, madly, deeply...

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but because of it you are captured my hair companies who make you shave your head so they can study your roots.

I wish the weather would get nicer here.

Cutter

Quote from: Sethite on June 27, 2008, 09:47:18 AM
Cutter forgot about his wish, so I'll take the turn.

I wish I had a long, natural green hair.

Whoops-but I have all that I wish for.... :P
I am the Dark Unspoken that dwells within, weighted by the chains of your preconceptions. Release me and I shall release you.

My On's and Off's :

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=13915.0

Hollin

Granted.   The weather is nicer, but the door to your house is stuck, and you can't get out and enjoy it.

I wish it were 5 already!

MusicNeverDies

Granted, but it's 5 am on the next day you have work.

I wish I had food.