Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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BlackRose

Granted, but after they are painted, they all fall off.

I wish I could stay at the mansion longer and keep learning new things!
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ShrowdedPoet

Quote from: BlackRose on May 29, 2008, 01:55:23 PM
Granted, but after they are painted, they all fall off.

I wish I could stay at the mansion longer and keep learning new things!

Granted but she gets a sex change. . .

I wish I could afford things I want. . .
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Seara

Granted, but after you get them they break before you take them out of the package and it becomes a return happy game.

I wish that my neighbors would quit breeding

BlackRose

Granted, but now they are your roomates.

I wish that I lived in a big city.
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted, they're not your neibors anymore. . .they live with you. . .

I wish I had my own sexy female slave. . .
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ShrowdedPoet

OOOOPS. . .we had the same idea. . .lol

Granted but the city you live in is full of crime and you are raped and mugged every night.
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Seara

Granted but your sexy female slave is also crazy and mugs you in your own home!

I wish that my car ran on trash

ShrowdedPoet

Granted but it stinks. . .

I wish that she would still stay and ravage me. . .
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The Great Triangle

Granted.  You go to sleep every night gagged, bound, bleeding, and sexually exhausted.  She wakes you up every morning with a flogging before sending you off to work in bandages.

I wish I wasn't on fire anymore
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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ShrowdedPoet

mmmmm, I like that. . .  Granted now your frozen solid. . .

I wish I could seduce any woman I wanted no matter their sexual orientation. . .
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BlackRose

Granted, but its a power you can't turn off so you start getting the ugly ones too.

I wish that I could only be awake at night.
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Seara

Granted, you are now a vampire who can't control their bloodlust.

I wish every cool song I hear would just automatically jump on my ipod with out me having to acquire it.

ShrowdedPoet

Granted but they literally jump on your ipod crushing it.

I wish that I could drink a dr pepper right now. . .
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BlackRose

Granted, but you're allergic and it makes you go to sleep.

I wish your brains tasted better while you were asleep...
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The Great Triangle

They taste like ranch now.  Unfortunately, there's also suprise tentacles mixed in there.

I wish I was a real boy.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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BlackRose

Quote from: Great Triangle on May 29, 2008, 05:04:32 PM
They taste like ranch now.  Unfortunately, there's also suprise tentacles mixed in there.

I wish I was a real boy.

Granted, but you're catholic and raised in a church.

I wish I had tentacles to use as extra arms!
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The Great Triangle

Granted, but they're ranch flavored and people keep cutting them off to eat them.

I with I was a sex slave.
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ShrowdedPoet

Quote from: ShrowdedPoet on May 29, 2008, 04:33:14 PM
Granted but they literally jump on your ipod crushing it.

I wish that I could drink a dr pepper right now. . .

Can't drink it cause I can't have caffine cause I'm pregnant. . .*sad face*

Quote from: Great Triangle on May 29, 2008, 05:46:26 PM
Granted, but they're ranch flavored and people keep cutting them off to eat them.

I with I was a sex slave.

Granted but your master is a rather cruel man.

I wish that I had some food to eat right now cause I'm starving!
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Seara

Wish granted but it is all food you are alergic too.

I wish that I had a never empty slurpie (frozen drink)

((I think that Dr. Pepper is caffenee free SP, or atleast that is what the bottle says))

The Great Triangle

Granted.  The Slurpie comes in the body of a nubile young woman who is in constant pain because she has slurpie fluid instead of blood.

I wish my dice were an army of vicious monsters.

(Dr. Pepper actually contains more caffeine than any other mainline soft drink except mountain dew.  It was created in the 1890s as a caffeine delivery method.)
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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ShrowdedPoet

Quote from: Seara Cain on May 29, 2008, 06:36:59 PM
Wish granted but it is all food you are alergic too.

I wish that I had a never empty slurpie (frozen drink)

((I think that Dr. Pepper is caffenee free SP, or atleast that is what the bottle says))

No Dr. Pepper is chock full of it.  It's my fav drink so I know. . .they may make a caff free diet one but not a regular one.  you're thinking of Root Beer I think.

Granted they attack you and eat your tentacles

I wish I could make my neighbor stop mowing his lawn with his loud as piece of shit.
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Seara

((huh...I must have been thinking of the wrong thing...or maybe it was a off brand dr. I was thinking of :D))

Granted, he starts mowing your lawn with his loud mower

I wish I would find the perfect work shoes

The Great Triangle

Granted.  You now wear a pair of shoes made from dead babies.  Coincedentally, an FBI van pulls up to your house and several agents ring your door to talk to you.

I wish for a kiss.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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Paradox

Granted. You kiss my ass.

I wish you'd rid yourself of that ridiculous rabbit avatar and return to the almighty polygon of augmented angles.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

The Great Triangle

Granted, but its awesomeness causes a time paradox and resets back to the rabbit.

I wish your ass tasted better
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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