Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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ShrowdedPoet

Granted but they're on your head.

I wish I had a grilled hotdog on a bun with cheese, mustard and relish. . .(boy am I hungry)
Kiss the hand that beats you.
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BlackRose

Granted, but now you're allergic to all of that, so you can't eat it.

I wish there was an easier way to get money than going to donate my plasma...
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted, now you're a prostitute and have over 15 STDs.

I wish that my hamster didn't make so much noise.
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BlackRose

Granted, you're deaf and can't hear it.

I wished prostitutes made more money so I could pay for all my STD's ^^
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted but now the ones left are incurable.

I wish I could afford to buy a new bed.
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Sethite

Granted. But the bed breaks when you sit on it.

I wish I had new coat.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Paradox

Granted. It's a brand-spankin' new coat woven from the chest hair of twenty sweaty rednecks.

I wish I was a sweaty redneck.


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BlackRose

Granted. no reason to pervert that since it's already bad enough.

I wish that my friend felt better :(
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Seara

Granted, now you feel like warmed over crap.

I wish that I had a private jet

The Great Triangle

A water jet starts blasting you right between your legs, causing you to be unable to function for the constant orgasms.

I wish I had a cat.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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BlackRose

Granted... but it's a hungry cougar and she kills you before going back to her children.

I wish I had a private Jet! ^^
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted, warm water blasts you between your legs so hard it tears your penis off.  o.O

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
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BlackRose

Ouch... Granted, but now you're just asleep all the time.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep in a lab again tonight...
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted, now everyone in the lab is asleep and naked exept you, your awake, fully clothed in winter gear and it's 90 degrees in the room. . .

I wish I was not sleeping all the time.
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Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
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BlackRose

Granted, now you can wake up once a year, on the winter solstice, just to yawn and fall back asleep.

I wish I could be naked and take advantage of all the naked people here.
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted but they're all men from prision who end up taking advantage of you instead.

I wish I could murder you for making me sleep constantly.
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BlackRose

Granted, but since I come back as a Zombie, I eat your brain...

I wish your brain tasted better!
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The Great Triangle

It does, but you go insane once you realize that you still don't have a penis and you're constantly being anally raped.

I wish I was a pony.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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BlackRose

Granted, but since zombies are less fun to be raped, the convicts go after you for some free rides.

I wish I were back to normal
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted, but you're arrested under suspicion of brain eating.

I wish I could see through walls.
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BlackRose

Ganted, but you can never turn the power off so you always walk into them.

I wish I could clear my name
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ShrowdedPoet

Granted now you have no name. . .

I wish I was super sexy. . .
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BlackRose

Granted, but now all women are super sexy so you're kind of normal again.

I wish that College didn't cost so much
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The Great Triangle

College is now free.  Provided you go to the mansion of a sex starved older woman to be her sex slave while she teaches you lessons.

I wish I was a lesbian.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

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Seara

Granted, but you have no tounge, no fingers or breasts and your privates have been sewn shut so it really isn't any fun at all.

I wish I knew what color to paint my toe nails