Would you like me if I.....

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AmandaKD

Yeah you can have my ice cream, well most of it.

Would you like me if I was grinding coffee beans in the morning

Belle33

Fresh coffee - yes!  I would like you and probably give you a big hug.

Would you like me if I burned popcorn in the microwave making the whole house smell awful?

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Lapine

Sure, but I'd make you stand by the open door with a towel to clear the stink ;)

Would you like me if I borrowed your clothes?

AmandaKD

I borrow my friends clothes sometimes so yes.

Would you like me if i wanted to play with your hair

Belle33

Awwww. Sure.  It's relaxing when someone brushes my hair.

Would you like me if I used all the hot water so you were left with a cold shower.

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AmandaKD

If it's hot out..  ??? Maybe I'll just wait cause I work at home anyways. Yeah I'd still like you.

Would you like me if I spent most of the day plugged in and on my laptop

Trigon

Its the only way to live.

Would you like me if I was angry and turned into the Incredible Hulk?

AmandaKD

I would be scared.

Would you like me if I finished the coffee ~

Belle33

Yes, because I know you'd make more.

Would you like me if without your permission I sent in an application for you to join the cast of an all nude reality show and you got picked?

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AmandaKD

hahaha oh no I dontt think I'd be into that

Would you like me if I put on a comedy movie and there ended up being a bunch of sex scenes in it

Captain Maltese

Every time someone I have been just 'visiting' put something randy into the dvd player, I never got to see the end of the movie. One of life's easier hints.

Would you like me if I was inquisitive regarding your erotic fantasies?

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AmandaKD

haha nice. I would. I'm so shy to get into such topics myself.

Would you like me if I kept pushing you to go fishing

Captain Maltese

I have about a dozen fishing rods. It wouldn't take much pushing.

Would you like me if I liked camping in rough weather?

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Belle33

Yes. I'd love to hear all about your adventure when you return.

Would you like me if I wasn't outdoorsy?

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AmandaKD

I'd still like you but I really love being out there ^^

Would you like me if I made most of my food spicy in some way

Captain Maltese

*glooms* Me and spices have a chequered history. Anything but salt and pepper was considered exotic when I grew up. Throw in stuff like tabasco or chili and I'll be doing my dragon impression.

Would you like me if I wanted fish on the menu on a weekly basis?


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AmandaKD

Definately I have it a couple times a week normally.

Would you like it if I made you some moose stew

Captain Maltese

Provided you are not the Swedish Chef from Muppet show, I'll be delighted. I love stews.

Would you like me if I kept buying salad platters for snacks?

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AmandaKD

definitely!!

Would you like me if I didnt have a car?

Captain Maltese

I have one, so it wouldn't be an issue I think?

Would you like me if I wanted to invest our funds in a boat? A big one?

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AmandaKD

If it's a fishing boat, yes.
Well, any boat, yes.. haha

Would you like me if I asked you to take my air conditioner apart and clean it

Captain Maltese

If there was an instruction manual, tools and spare parts available then I don't see why not - provided an electrician's certificate was not required.

Would you like me if I wanted to visit open tribal events with you?

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Lapine

Absolutely!  I'd love to attend as well.

Would you like me if I wanted to attend in costume?

AmandaKD

Hmm we wear traditional regalia not costumes...

Would you like me if I didn't let you wear a head dress

Belle33

Yes, and my neck would thank you.

Would you like me if I shied away from the popular festivities and found a quiet place from a distance to observe?

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