Give me something to do...

[Kilzeath]

Pfft.

Those were speed-hax. 

If the Gods had had any decency, those people would have been BANNED for cheating.

[Wrathie]

Well, the area was presumably charged as a result of the sourcery wars, so technically it's closer to using an exploit that an admin left behind...

So what do fairy dragons eat?

[Kilzeath]

HAX!


The general diet includes, but is not limited to, nuts, berries, acorns, fruits, vegetables, roots, honey, and grain.  They will also sacrifice your first-born child (but not really) for pastries, particularly apple pie.

[Wrathie]

So, like, Winnie the Pooh would be a competitor?

Would a fairy dragon be able to cheer up Eeyore?

How about Tinkerbelle? Do fairy dragons sprinke fairy dust like she does? I've always had my suspicions that fairy dust is a bit, well, mucky.

[Kilzeath]

Winnie the Pooh has one purpose.

DISSECTION.


Anyone not acclimated to the GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of VGCat's glorious and damning comedy should probably SKIP THE LINK.

By CLICKING THE LINK, you abolish me of any and all liabilities for your obliterated sense of taste and morals.

Also, Eeyore needs to quit chugging them downers.  You know if you really try, you can pin a particular brand of illicit drug to every character in the Hundred Acre Woods.


And, no.  The closest to dust a Fae Dragon gets is the "dust" of their wings - Which is, in truth, tiny, tiny microscopic scales.  Billions of them.  Billions.

...

Tinkerbelle's a fine piece of ass, though. 

Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
<@:)

[Kilzeath]

oMg t3h shameless BUMP.

'cos there's been modifications on that first page dealy-ma-joe.

[Kilzeath]

It has to come to my attention that the masses have not taken it upon themselves to supplicate my grace and skill and charm.

As such, certain measures must be taken.

For every two hours that pass wherein I have not been broached for quality roleplay, one kitty will be sold to McDonalds as part of their combo meals.

It is only by your hand that you may end the senseless slaughter of hundreds of kittens.

Please.  Think of the kitties.

[Elvi]

*snorts*
Threaten us with Kitty eating?
Who do you think eats them?
*grins evily*

[Fuzzy Dragon]

Evil Elvi.  That is who you are.

[Kilzeath]

*snorts*
Threaten us with Kitty eating?
Who do you think eats them?
*grins evily*

What.

Was that suppose to be a clever allusion to something?

[Elvi]

Allusion?
No.............an observation........

[Kilzeath]

Pfft.

I've recieved enough "oh noes teh kitt3nz!" for it to be surmise-able that the devouring of small, domesticated animals is not common practice.

Shame on you, Elvi.  THINK OF THE KITTENS.

[Elvi]

Oh I do.........*licks lips and burps*

OOPS pardon me....

[King_Furby]

Be nice to the "Pussy" Cats. ::Wink Wink::

[Kilzeath]

Oh-Em-Gee, Elvi.

You are denied access to McD's from now on, since clearly you have NO SOUL and this proclamation has little bearing on you. 

[Elvi]

*shrugs*
I'll cook my own........much healthier.....

[Kilzeath]

It probably is at that.

[Kilzeath]

Nobody can do, the Shake!  Like I do.
Nobody can do, the Twist!  Like I do.
Nobody can do, the Boogaloo!  Like I do.
Nobody can do, the Monkey!  Like I do.


I'm just saying, is all.

[Fuzzy Dragon]

Well ya got double over me if you can dance at all.  I don't know how to dance.

[Kilzeath]

Movies with pirates are rated, "Arrrrr."

No, really, they are.