Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Damnedangel

Granted but it ends up getting rabies and bites you

I wish for a certain someone to use proper English with capitals etc in all the right places.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - If You Seek Peace Prepare For War.
We all have multiple personalities. The Average is three, but some people have more.
There's the face you wear for your friends and family, the one you let the outside world see.
Then there's the face you see everytime you look in the mirror.


Twilightfiredragon

granted but then you end up being the one performing the acts of grammatical horrendousness

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Damnedangel

Granted but your weiner gets bitten by the hot dog.
(This is your fault! You know I have a dirty mind >.<)

I wish I wasn't so dirty minded.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - If You Seek Peace Prepare For War.
We all have multiple personalities. The Average is three, but some people have more.
There's the face you wear for your friends and family, the one you let the outside world see.
Then there's the face you see everytime you look in the mirror.


Twilightfiredragon

granted but then you end up succubus minded

(your fault for thinking of it)

i wish for my girlfriend to be here under the covers with me

Story Tale

Granted, but she has chicken pox so you can't touch her.

I wish money grew on trees.

Damnedangel

Granted, but the money is all poisoned with SARs.

I wish I had a better phone.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - If You Seek Peace Prepare For War.
We all have multiple personalities. The Average is three, but some people have more.
There's the face you wear for your friends and family, the one you let the outside world see.
Then there's the face you see everytime you look in the mirror.


Story Tale

Granted, but you're now stuck with a shitty plan. (And that happens every day)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

Twilightfiredragon

granted you are now taller only thing is that you can no longer fit through any door and now your job is picking up old golfballs at the driving range.

i wish i had a engagement ring to give my gf:P

Damnedangel

Granted, but its an edible haribo ring that lasts all of 10 seconds on her finger :D

I wish I had a baseball bat.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - If You Seek Peace Prepare For War.
We all have multiple personalities. The Average is three, but some people have more.
There's the face you wear for your friends and family, the one you let the outside world see.
Then there's the face you see everytime you look in the mirror.


Twilightfiredragon

granted but the baseball bat is 5 inches long and has a vibrator attached so you can only play a certain type of ball

i wish it wasnt so easy to tease my cat

Story Tale

Granted. Now your cat is a lion and teases you!


I wish I had a personal masseuse.

Ephemera

granted, but he's got carpal tunnel.

I wish my muse would give me a sign!
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Story Tale

Granted, but some kid switched the writing around so that now it is funny but useless.

I wish my dinner was done right now!

Ephemera

It's done all right... well done... charred.

I wish I had a maid.
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Kazuume

Granted but the "maid" turns out to be an old man in drag and doesn't wear panties so you get stuck looking at his hairy ugly junk every time he bends over.

Wishing there was more time in the day.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

James Moriarty

Granted, but now your work week is 197 hours long.

I wish I had a rock to wind a piece of string around.

Damnedangel

Granted, but the rock is to sharp and cuts the string.

I wish I had 100 wishes :D
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - If You Seek Peace Prepare For War.
We all have multiple personalities. The Average is three, but some people have more.
There's the face you wear for your friends and family, the one you let the outside world see.
Then there's the face you see everytime you look in the mirror.


TheSorrow

Granted, but each wish shortens your life by a year.

I wish I had fresh water.
PM me if you want to add me on skype/msn/aim/YIM :P I give free hugs/cookies/cuddles/kisses/more cookies/etc...

Story Tale

Granted, fresh from a geiser.

I wish I had a brand new car.

Kazuume

Granted but there's no gas in it, the license is invalid, and it has stolen tags.

I wish I'd get a job that made me happy.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

TheSorrow

Granted, that pays you Minimum wage.

I wish I had coke.
PM me if you want to add me on skype/msn/aim/YIM :P I give free hugs/cookies/cuddles/kisses/more cookies/etc...

Story Tale

Granted, but it comes with a polar bear.

I wish I had my own private island.

TheSorrow

Granted but it comes filled with cannibals.

I wish I had a wooden stick.
PM me if you want to add me on skype/msn/aim/YIM :P I give free hugs/cookies/cuddles/kisses/more cookies/etc...

Alex Young

Granted but it's crawling with black widows.

I wish I decided not to waste this wish.
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