Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

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HairyHeretic

March 06, 2008, 06:44:20 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

A quick and easy health step that everyone can get behind  :D
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kongming

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March 06, 2008, 06:56:55 PM
Damnit, men only. I was going to say something to the effect of "Awesome! Excuse me while I go and reduce my risk of cancer..." but it looks like it's only there for half the population.
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Trieste

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March 06, 2008, 07:13:30 PM
In the name of reducing cancer in the opposite sex and with absolutely no thought to myself, I would like to offer to lend a helping hand or two to those that are worried about their prostate.

*nods sagely*

HairyHeretic

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March 06, 2008, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: kongming on March 06, 2008, 06:56:55 PM
Damnit, men only. I was going to say something to the effect of "Awesome! Excuse me while I go and reduce my risk of cancer..." but it looks like it's only there for half the population.

Well, thats all they've proved so far. I expect there's a hefty university research grant and a several year study waiting to see if you can do it for women too.  :D
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March 06, 2008, 08:46:01 PM
I do it in the interest of healthy PC muscles *giggle*  Seriously, though, maybe some of the people I work with will finally have a legitimate reason to get the stick out of their asses and get off!
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March 06, 2008, 10:50:55 PM
Quote from: Trieste on March 06, 2008, 07:13:30 PM
In the name of reducing cancer in the opposite sex and with absolutely no thought to myself, I would like to offer to lend a helping hand or two to those that are worried about their prostate.

*nods sagely*
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March 07, 2008, 03:17:49 AM
Quote from: kongming on March 06, 2008, 06:56:55 PM
Damnit, men only. I was going to say something to the effect of "Awesome! Excuse me while I go and reduce my risk of cancer..." but it looks like it's only there for half the population.

hey, i can't hurt - screw the study, i'm upping my quota starting right now! *grins*
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HairyHeretic

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March 07, 2008, 12:38:12 PM
Need a hand?  ;D
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March 07, 2008, 05:15:57 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080307/tts-uk-cancer-aspirin-a8bf950.html

There you go.....
This means that when you start going blind, after too much masturbation, you can use the asprin, to get rid of the eye strain headache and STILL beat cancer....
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building
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