Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?

[Celestial Goblin]

That's opression of me and my slave, thus violating my monopoly of opressing her.

...

Okay, I can cut you a deal. Three pounds and a chicken say you didn't see nothing, okay?

[strangely made]

Tell you what  give us five quid, a bottle of pop, packet of salt and vinegar crisps and we'll think about saying we didn't see anything.

BUT, if I download the demo and lose, all three of you become our slaves.

So what you say? Deal?

[Celestial Goblin]

If you download the demo and win?

And let's skip on the crisps. I'm already paying you money, you can buy a used packet of crisps at a pawnshop with no questions asked. Even with most crisps inside.

But that was a mis-spelling, wasn't it?

*gulp*

Wasn't it?

[strangely made]

No, if I download the demo and lose....or it's no deal and I've got Interpol on speed dial you know.

[Elvi]

*Dries out the dungeon and begins to talc the gimp suit*

[Celestial Goblin]

Liriel, defend me!

Uh, I chained her too much...

Strangely, I don't think you really have a chance at this game, you know? Maybe something easier? It would be a little unfair of a bet, you know...

(Liriel, distract him by falling on him while I make a run for it!)

[strangely made]

Ok, Celestial, just because I like you. I'll let you chose another game. I can lose any game you like :)

Same deal though, I lose and the three of you become our slaves, for...hmmmm...lets say.. 80640 hours, sound fair to you?

[Elvi]

I'll even play as well, double or quits and if I lose too, you stay for double time and no lunch breaks....

[Celestial Goblin]

But promise to put your best effort into it, check?

Um...http://www.guzer.com/games/littleshepherd.php

*nervous*

[strangely made]

Of course we will CG. Nothing but our best effort.

How do we prove we've lost the game and won the bet though?

[Celestial Goblin]

(the game was advertised as 'easy', damnit. I googled for 'easy'. I tried playing and my sheep got stuck.)

Well, you need a proof of losing that game, don't you?
*grins from cheek to cheek*

[Elvi]

Errrrr......we may have to give you the time sometime tomorrow....he's got one stuck BEHIND the pen!....*laughs lots*

OHOHOHOH!.....2mins 28secs....but he has to do the level again....

*falls off chair laughing*

[Elvi]

He's doing a screen save....

[Celestial Goblin]

Not fair Strangely!
And the sheep didn't explode...!
*thinks that if Elvi is wearing a very long skirt and high heels, he might have a chance to escape... or probably not anyway...*

[strangely made]

I really tried to do this.*sniff*

Tell you what, to make it fair, I'll try it all night and post up my best time.

How many levels do I have to beat?

[Celestial Goblin]

Just five?
No, four...! Four levels!

[Elvi]

*snorts*
me thinks there is someone who doesn't want to 'win'....

[Celestial Goblin]

Strangely doesn't seem to be trying hard enough!

[Vekseid]

Ahem, Lirliel, I know your insult was in just, but since this is a public board I'd like to keep expletives to a minimum.  Thank you >_>

[Celestial Goblin]

Oh right, we should find a room for this...Um...

[Elvi]

A post Lirliel made some time ago on the thread celestial...

Though I have to say, that when  saw vek had posted, I thought he was asking for a space in mine and Strangely's Dungeon...
It would have been a little crowded with four, but we could have fit him in.....*grins*

[strangely made]

Ok four levels. How long have I got to try?

[Celestial Goblin]

Whole day?

You're confusing me now.

[strangely made]

Ok, lets say, at 12 midnight our time (12 minutes from now) my time starts.

I have to complete four levels, if I fail then you, Lirliel and Cherrie became our slaves for 56 days.

Sorry for confusing you Celestial :(

[schnookums]

Well, this sucks, now I'm going to have to figure out how to record a video on my computer. Why?

because I AM THE GUY.

Yup, just beat it around 5 minutes ago...after about 20 hours of playing and I'd say around 350 deaths (the record is a bit bugged since your deaths are only counted if you save after dying...if you die a bunch of times but never save then they aren't counted.