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Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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thirteenhearts

I was making a video!! Someone has to keep buying you new doll clothes!! Plus, I told you NOT to come!

Aether

You simply mock me with that perfect hourglass figure and I cant compete.  I am done!

Ferret

I was drunk.. but I'm not gay. Baii
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abandoneddolly

your too cute and cuddly for me . bye

Cardwolf

Sorry, but I saw you last night with the blade in your hand ready to stab me through my heart...I can't be with you anymore for fear of my own safety.

abandoneddolly

well maybe I wouldn't stab you if you didn't take so long to get ready in the morning. I mean really how long can you look at ones self in a mirror ?

Cardwolf

I wake up this way, you would know that if you weren't so busy making plans to kill me.  I mean really your sock drawer is full of elloberate plans.

abandoneddolly

What are  you doing looking in my sock drawer, don't I get any privacy

Cardwolf

Not when you put my boxers in there.

abandoneddolly

Hey that was for my vodo....I mean I didn't put them there you must have to h ave an excusse to look.

Cardwolf

Yeah, right, look I'm going to leave now before I find another doll with pins all in me and its eyes plucked out

Lithos

I... I actually took you for a girl - bye!
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Cardwolf

That explains why you were hanging around so much...I thought you were just a large cat

abandoneddolly



abandoneddolly

dang it you decived me no wonder my ....nevermind I'm leaving

Cardwolf

You never noticed that I had a manhood all those times?

abandoneddolly

I was preoccupied....not that it matters now

Cardwolf

Thats really sad then....I'm leaving you for being so....well...empty-headed

thirteenhearts

Much like your last girlfriend Dolly, I'm breaking up with you since your lack of *size* often gets you mistaken for a girl and well...leaves me feeling empty...

Cardwolf

It's just because you don't turn me on Thirteen I'm not attracted to you and I don't like having to pay for Viagra...sorry we're done.

thirteenhearts

What?! Is it the mustache?  I can get that waxed! Oh baby don't leave me alone in this trailer!

Cardwolf

Sorry, but its your own fault that you live in a trailer...maybe if you would get a real job instead of working 8 hours a week at a pizza joint you could afford a real home...Good-bye, your just too lazy for me

thirteenhearts

Fine! But don't come crawling back to me for free pizza and beer!!  *attempts to slam trailer door but tin on plastic doesn't make for a loud noise*

Cardwolf

Why would I want free pizza when I can get free chinese with my new girlfriend?  Sorry, you've been outclassed