Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Deamonbane

Yes... I could use a little joyful dance...

.... if I started dancing...careful not to get tripped...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

pfft trip a person once and .... *huffs*

.... clapped along?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

yes, clap along.

If I
played you a love song?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Well... I would need someone to slow dance with... Phoenyx, may I have the honor?

... if I made a request?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

ummm actually Pagan really doesn't dance >.<

you can request...

... slunk off and hid?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Don't wanna Close my Eyes by Aerosmith... No no no no.... I am not dancing with the guy that is playing... with you, Phoenyx...

... dragged you back, not too forcefully, and asked you to dance with me?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

pfft a'ight then.

.... stepped all over your toes, and kicked you a few times while trying to dance >.<
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Like I said to Kat... Rome wasn't built in a day... I will try to teach you not to assault your partner's nether regions...

... if I taught you well?

Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

sure, luck on such an endevor...


.... i lost my net forever and could never come back to E?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

*growl* I would go over there, and beat your net into submission... but I would still like you :)

... if I, indeed, went over there?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

well yeah, we're friends after all lol

...  got a flute, and asked you to teach me to play it?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Of course... but only if you promise to let me teach you dancing too...

...if I cook you some dinner?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

oh yes! i hate to cook, but love to bake... go figure *shrugs*

... baked you some of my buscuits *grins wickedly*
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

ooh biscuits :)

If i told you the big secret?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Would I want to hear it?

... if I ate some of them biscuits?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

they aren't your normal biscuits *grins*

.... found a way to travel to another world?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Only if I could go with...

... if I... you know, went with...explain the these biscuits to me, if it is PG-13-ish...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

you can come, and the biscuits have bacon, sausage, egg, and cheese inside *grins*

.... if this new world was stone aged?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Hmmm... unless those things mean something entirely different... yum :P

...if I get to meet my great-x455000- grandfather
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

probably not, it's a new world after all, unless of course we were Sliding...

.... said I found this world cuz there be dragons....
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

The nice kind, or the kind that chew you up, and spit out the bones?

...if I helped you catch a dragon?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Bane. Could you check the Non-Adult Roleplay Requests - thread for a sec

Oooh a dragon. make it a chaos hydra its a deal
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx



.... suddenly lost what I was thinking and didn't have a question?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Sure sweetie, You have that sometimes.

ooohh pretty birdie....
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.