Breakup with the person above you!

[Merry Gentry]

You are like, NO fun... get out.  Now!

[Trigon]

What??? This is my house! YOU get out!

[Merry Gentry]

I paid ALL the bills, you never helped out even once!
You need to go. 
the sounds of sirens can be heard in the background

Yup.. your ride is here! 

[Trigon]

Oh thank goodness officers, please take her away!

[abandoneddolly]

you locked me up in a dungeon. I had to dig my way out with a spoon.
we are so done, goodbye.

[Trigon]

you locked me up in a dungeon. I had to dig my way out with a spoon.
we are so done, goodbye.

At least I keep the win!

[abandoneddolly]

All you care about is the win
You only went out with me to get it didn't you well I guess what I'm taking the win and leaving

[Trigon]

What?! You can't keep the win, because its MY win! I can assure you that's its totally and completely over now  >:(

[Merry Gentry]

You were with dolly at the same time you were with me!?
How could you!

Come on dolly - let's go! 

[Trigon]

Bye!! See you never *slams door*

[RampantDesires]

You broke my door and my heart.

For shame!

[Jason Hunter]

You never look at me anymore...... it's always just blindfolds. We are over!

[Trigon]

Your face is ugly! Good bye!

[Swashbuckler]

You don't HAVE A face!

Beat it!

[CassieBear]

You're clearly enjoying the company of other ladies. I just can't seem to compete. We're through!

[Trigon]

You were the worst girlfriend of all time!

[Merry Gentry]

You spend more time on the phone than you ever do with me.
I'm so outta here!

[Jason Hunter]

All you do is walk around in sexy lingerie all day! I just cant take it anymore! We are through.

[Luryd]

All you do is walk around in sexy lingerie all day! I just cant take it anymore! We are through.

honestly, we talked about this, we would eat the sushi together, I get one side of the restaurants and you get the other half and then for the crab we said we were going to do something special, but you know what you did??!! you went without me and didn't even share, do we're through man.

[abandoneddolly]

all you want to do is eat sushi eww I prefer my fish cooked thank you

[Luryd]

all you want to do is eat sushi eww I prefer my fish cooked thank you

y'know we been through this hundreds of times, you give me 3 pillows and you can have the rest, but nooooo you want them all, so thats okay , you keep your pillows and I'll leave, I'm taking Samson, the cat.

[Trilby]

(You have a cat named Samson?  I have a cat named Samson!!)
 
That thing you have about the pillows, it's just too selfish!!  We're through!  I am so out of here!

[Swashbuckler]

Trilby,

My phone just keeps trying to call you Trilogy.  It's too much to take.

Goodbye!!

[Trilby]

You'd rather change partners than fix your phone?  Some swashbuckler you are!  NOT worth my time.  Have a nice unswashbuckley life!

[Luryd]

Yknow perhaps you're shopping with the wrong man of the sea, however because of the unrequited love-- which us completely one sided, I'm leaving and you can keep samson the cat.