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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #200 on: June 27, 2018, 06:58:53 AM »
~laughs~ I love the banter between you two.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #201 on: June 27, 2018, 08:12:45 AM »
Pun Level: Increased! XD

IT'S OVER 9000!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #202 on: June 27, 2018, 09:14:33 AM »
I'm beginning to suspect that Blydad invented the "Dad joke".

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #203 on: June 27, 2018, 09:27:53 AM »
If he didn't he should be given credit for perfecting it. :-)

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #204 on: July 24, 2018, 07:52:44 PM »
While we were out driving...

Blydad: oh my god
Blydad: OH MY GOD
Blydad: LOOK
Blydad: it's a '67 Impala
Me: ....I know you like old cars; it's been a good day for those. We saw that 'Cuda earlier and--
Blydad: NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Blydad: it's just like from Supernatural down to the color and everything
Blydad: and they parked their Impala outside the old hotel
Blydad: and everyone in town says that place is haunted and I just...I just....
Blydad: .....have to circle the block again, I have to look at that car again and just wonder what an episode of Supernatural would be like in our little town!
Blydad: *screams in the most fanboy noise I've ever heard him make*
Me: I did not realize you were such a fan of Supernatural; I only know you watched it sometimes
Blydad: *screams louder and honks at the Impala happily after we re-circle the block*

This is possibly the best thing I ever stumbled upon on the internet. And I would have likely done the same exact thing as Blydad.  ;D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #205 on: July 25, 2018, 04:34:50 PM »
Blydad: Do you know what my lifegoals are
Me: What
Blydad: To be as secure in my masculinity as Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
Me: Or to eat enough cupcakes for a small army
Blydad: Yes, but I'm more likely to accomplish the second thing in my lifetime than the first thing, son
Blydad: WAIT. WAIT.
Blydad: NEW LIFE GOAL.
Blydad: I want to, in a very secure masculine fashion, eat cupcakes with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
Me: By secure you mean...
Blydad: I will be stealing cupcakes from them as they look on in horror

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #206 on: July 25, 2018, 04:39:59 PM »
omg, I love Blydad so much!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #207 on: July 25, 2018, 04:40:09 PM »
Oh my god... now I want to steal cupcakes from Sir Ian and Sir Patrick while they look on in abject horror...

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #208 on: July 25, 2018, 04:50:05 PM »
If I ever share any qualities with Ian McKellen I'll be happy.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #209 on: July 25, 2018, 05:42:48 PM »
So perfect! <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #210 on: July 25, 2018, 07:05:12 PM »
If I ever share any qualities with Ian McKellen I'll be happy.

If I ever share any pastries with McKellen or Stewart I would be pleased.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #211 on: July 25, 2018, 07:21:55 PM »
If I ever share any pastries with McKellen or Stewart I would be pleased.

I'm honestly torn over which is less likely to ever happen haha.

God sharing pastries with Ian McKellen would be amazing.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #212 on: July 26, 2018, 05:30:21 PM »
Blydad when ordering his drink at a restaurant today


Waitress: What would you like to drink
Blydad: Sugar
Waitress: Sweet tea, I'll assume..?
Blydad: ...same thing. One tall cold glass of sugar, please

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #213 on: July 26, 2018, 09:50:57 PM »
He's not wrong.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #214 on: July 26, 2018, 11:33:52 PM »
Blydad. XD <333

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #215 on: July 26, 2018, 11:36:48 PM »
That's for real! As a gal from North Carolina... if it's not thick like syrup you made it wrong. <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #216 on: August 12, 2018, 02:59:44 AM »
Me: It's late, why are you still up?
Blydad: Why are you still up?
Me: Touché.
Blydad: The simple answer is that I couldn't sleep.
Me: ....what's the complicated answer?
Blydad: The complicated answer is that even though I am in my 60s and normally not insane, I heard a noise on the window AC unit in my room, convinced myself the room was haunted even though I know there is a 99.99% chance it's raccoons, and now I can't sleep and turned on all the kitchen lights because their dim yellow glow makes me feel safe.
Me: So why are you holding cake?
Blydad: My fear that raccoons or ghosts or raccoon ghosts were in my AC unit made me hungry.
Me: Everything makes you hungry.
Blydad: ....touché.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2018, 03:02:49 AM by Blythe »

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #217 on: August 12, 2018, 03:28:20 AM »
Hehe. I, too, have had the random fear of nighttime ghost raccoons so I totally get where Blydad is coming from there.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #218 on: August 12, 2018, 07:42:14 AM »
Blydad <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #219 on: August 12, 2018, 10:48:08 AM »
Grin++