Guilty or not guilty

[ChicagoOkie]

I think you missread that Cryptic. Coulrophilia is a sexual arousal to clowns, not a fear. Fear is Coulrophobia..

[Miss Lilly]

In which case....not guilty for me!!

[Cryptic]

Oh yea so totally not guilty then! The makeup and the noses? too much for me

[Remy]

We've no question...so I'll ask one..

Have you ever served jury duty?

[Miss Lilly]

Not guilty!

Repeating my question from above....

You are charged with falling for the girl/boy next door.

[Cryptic]

Nope, they were all dicks or bimbos!

The next person has spent time in a drunk tank?

[Remy]

No.   


Has woken after being drunk, and not able to remember getting home?

[Cryptic]

Yea, have done that once or twice...

Passing

[Derwaysh]

Thankfully not as yet.

You're accused of being a Stephen King fan, next person. How do you plead?

[Cryptic]

Yep, own all of his books, read them several times, though I prefer his older stuff, it was creepier in all actuality.

The next person enjoys reading Clive Barker

[SheerFantasia]

Guilty of that.

Hellbound Heart and Imajica were favourites and now I can't wait until The Scarlet Gospels comes out next year.

Next person: You know that the next time you go to open you fridge full of goodies, there will be... absolutely nothing you want, but you'll go and look anyway!

[Miss Lilly]

Guilty as charged, lol.

You stand accused of eating just for the hell of it, despite not actually being hungry.

[MelisaArtemis]

Guilty. We call it snacking though

Says something taste terrible to safe face when you actually likes it?

[Madame Professor]

Hmm, no. Now, saying I liked the taste of a dish that I truly couldn't stand? Most definitely.

Taken the last slice of cake?

[Derwaysh]

Split it countless times. Taken it once or twice when nobody was looking.

You're hereby found accused of enjoying pie more than cake. How do you plead?!

[MelisaArtemis]

Not guilty



Was going to take the last piece of cake... only for someone else to take it before you can.

[Remy]

Not guilty.


Has spent time in a police station for whatever reason.

[Miss Lilly]

Guilty....daily, in fact!

You have been accused of having multiple speeding fines. How do you plead?

[Skadii]

Not guilty...and I want my lawyer! *grins*


You have been convicted of a felony, haven't you?

[Remy]

No.


You have been convicted of getting to the counter to pay for a purchase, being under charged, and saying nothing to correct the error?

[Skadii]

Hmm...yes, I am sure I have, but not in recent memory.


You are guilty of coveting your neighbor?

[Dominic]

Not guilty!

Have you ever stolen something from your crush?

[Skadii]

Not guilty!


Have you ever stolen something from a store?

[Remy]

Yes.   The matter of excuses is unneeded.  I stole, it wasn't a car, and I'd eaten it in less than a minute.   The guilt was the same.


Have you fed a homeless person ever?

[Cryptic]

Yep, actually went to a McDonald's and bought him a meal. He was standing on the street corner singing.

If you give out change to a homeless person they are doing more than holding up a sign.